Martin & Orloff (2002)
Martin: I was in for suicide.
Orloff: Attempted suicide. There's a big difference.
Martin: So, Patty, what do you do?
Patty: I'm a stripper.
Martin: No, I mean besides that.
Patty: Oh? Just stripper!
Martin: I just thought that part of therapy was developing a relationship.
Orloff: We have a relationship. We've been in a fist fight together, we've been to jail together, right now we're on a double date. I'd say we're friends.
Martin: Friendship is an act of volition, this has been more like a kidnapping! I don't think that we are friends.
Orloff: Is that our magazine?
Martin: Oh, uh, yeah.
Orloff: We keep those in the waiting room for people to read while they're waiting.
Martin: Oh, did you want me to bring it back?
Martin: [answering machine] Hello, this is Martin Flam's phone. Please leave a message.
Ron: [leaving message] Martin, this is Ron. I called the loony bin, they said you got out today. Sorry how you tried to kill yourself. Anyhow, I expect you back at work tomorrow morning. We'll discuss how to ease you back into things.
Ron: Fuck! I oughtta kick your ass.
Martin: Ron, I quit.
Ron: What? Flam! Flam!
Keith: [singing] ... reaching out to infinity, like the ripples on a lake.