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Martin & Orloff (2002) Poster

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Martin: Suicide.

Orloff: What?

Martin: I was in for suicide.

Orloff: Attempted suicide. There's a big difference.

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Martin: So, Patty, what do you do?

Patty: I'm a stripper.

Martin: No, I mean besides that.

Patty: Oh? Just stripper!

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Martin: I just thought that part of therapy was developing a relationship.

Orloff: We have a relationship. We've been in a fist fight together, we've been to jail together, right now we're on a double date. I'd say we're friends.

Martin: Friendship is an act of volition, this has been more like a kidnapping! I don't think that we are friends.

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Keith: We gotta get outta here, I just shit in the sink.

Martin: What?

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Orloff: Is that our magazine?

Martin: Oh, uh, yeah.

Orloff: We keep those in the waiting room for people to read while they're waiting.

Martin: Oh, did you want me to bring it back?

Orloff: Yeah.

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[first lines]

Martin: [answering machine] Hello, this is Martin Flam's phone. Please leave a message.

Ron: [leaving message] Martin, this is Ron. I called the loony bin, they said you got out today. Sorry how you tried to kill yourself. Anyhow, I expect you back at work tomorrow morning. We'll discuss how to ease you back into things.

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[last lines]

Ron: Fuck! I oughtta kick your ass.

Martin: Ron, I quit.

Ron: What? Flam! Flam!

Keith: [singing] ... reaching out to infinity, like the ripples on a lake.

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Patty: You eat pussy, right?

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