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Teenage Caveman (2002)

TV Movie  |  R  |   |  Sci-Fi, Thriller, Horror  |  2 July 2002 (USA)
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Teens encounter people, who, after being used as guinea pigs for the experimental testing of a virus can live forever in a post apocalyptic world.

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Sarah
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Neil
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Judith
Stephen Jasso ...
Vincent
Crystal Celeste Grant ...
Elizabeth (as Crystal Grant)
Shan Elliot ...
Joshua
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Heather
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Shaman
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Tribal Leader
Rob Hill ...
Caveman Guard
David Monzingo ...
Puppeteer (as Dave Monzingo)
Joe Reader ...
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In a post-apocalyptic future mankind is lives in a prehistoric manner. After killing his father for sexually assaulting his girlfriend, the son of a tribal leader runs away with a group of his teenage friends. They are taken in by Neil and Judith who introduce them to the vices outlawed by their tribes namely sex and drugs.Neil and Judith, however, are genetically altered indestructible mutants who have their own plans for the future of the human race. Written by The Wolfkin

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The future sucks.


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Rated R for strong sexuality, substance abuse, language, and violence - all involving teens | See all certifications »
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2 July 2002 (USA)  »

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Adolescente delle caverne  »

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On the special features of the DVD there is a "Making of Teenage Caveman" and when they are talking about the make up for the genetic monsters, they are looking at a sketch of James Marsters as Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997). See more »

Quotes

Judith: How did the song go? Looking forward to a little "afternoon delight?"
Vincent: I want some delight!
Neil: They don't know what you're talking about, Judith. That's one good thing about the end of the world. No more easy listening.
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Remake of Teenage Cave Man (1958) See more »

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Where Eagles Dare
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Performed by The Misfits
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Great goofy raunch!
3 June 2005 | by (Prince George, BC, Canada) – See all my reviews

Hey it's a dumb flic. Sheer sexploitation. But, hell, what a lot of B (or Z-) movie fun! Horny as all get out, early on. Exemplary drug use. Plot? It exists! Much tongue-in-cheek melodrama so it can be enjoyed with plenty of (wink-wink) tolerance. Just stop thinking & enjoy the great bods, fine coke, & a really dumb, if gross, party.

A person need not always be educated by a movie. Sometimes a flic set in an impossible era with impossible events but lots of gross-out, good raunchy sex, & laugh-out-loud action is just what the doctor ordered. Grade B bliss, man!

I recommend this for anyone with a good strong sense of irony. The Asian appearing bad girl is good enough reason to see it several times, until she loses her heart! And, in all fairness, the dude who plays the lead baddie is really an accomplished actor with range & expression (the only one in this nonprofessional piece).


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