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Teenage Caveman (2002)

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Teens encounter people, who, after being used as guinea pigs for the experimental testing of a virus can live forever in a post apocalyptic world.

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Sarah
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Neil
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Judith
Stephen Jasso ...
Vincent
Crystal Celeste Grant ...
Elizabeth (as Crystal Grant)
Shan Elliot ...
Joshua
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Heather
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Shaman
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Tribal Leader
Rob Hill ...
Caveman Guard
David Monzingo ...
Puppeteer (as Dave Monzingo)
Joe Reader ...
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In a post-apocalyptic future mankind is lives in a prehistoric manner. After killing his father for sexually assaulting his girlfriend, the son of a tribal leader runs away with a group of his teenage friends. They are taken in by Neil and Judith who introduce them to the vices outlawed by their tribes namely sex and drugs.Neil and Judith, however, are genetically altered indestructible mutants who have their own plans for the future of the human race. Written by The Wolfkin

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The future sucks.


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Rated R for strong sexuality, substance abuse, language, and violence - all involving teens | See all certifications »
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2 July 2002 (USA)  »

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Adolescente delle caverne  »

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On the special features of the DVD there is a "Making of Teenage Caveman" and when they are talking about the make up for the genetic monsters, they are looking at a sketch of James Marsters as Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997). See more »

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Judith: How did the song go? Looking forward to a little "afternoon delight?"
Vincent: I want some delight!
Neil: They don't know what you're talking about, Judith. That's one good thing about the end of the world. No more easy listening.
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Remake of Teenage Cave Man (1958) See more »

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Where Eagles Dare
Written by Glenn Danzig
Performed by The Misfits
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Didn't ANYONE like this?
1 November 2001 | by (Monkeyland, USA) – See all my reviews

Now I know the original with Robert Vaughn (oh, god...) sucked, but I loved this! Given, some of the performances downright SUCKED (Andrew Keegan Andrew Keegan), and the ending was a little vague, I thought this was a really good film. Richard Hillman as Neil gave a fantastic performance, he was absolutely perfect for the role of the crackhead bent on domination. Besides the two other things I said, the vast amount of sex in the movie was a little excessive, but what else would you expect from the director of `Kids'? Anyway, I highly recommend this movie, as Larry Cark did what Roger Corman couldn't.


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