Memorable quotes for
Spun (2002)

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The Cook: [telling a story to Ross, whose asleep in the passenger seat] I tell ya, I remember a time when I was about... I was little, I don't know... 4, 5 something like that. We had this old dog that had a litter of puppies. And I walked in the bathroom one day and my Mother was standing there, kneeling down... Dog had a litter of about 8, and my Mother was bending over killing each one of these little puppies in the bathtub. I remember I said 'why?'... She said 'Im just killing what I can't take care of' - Then my momma said to me, she looked at me and she said 'I wish I could do that to you'. - Maybe she, maybe she shoulda.

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The Cook: It's not what the pussy can do for you, it's what you can do for the pussy!

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Nikki: Fuckin' fuckface fucker.

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Escort: What are you looking at?
Nikki: Your fucking whore bitch face, bitch!

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Cookie: You better get back here and fuck me, bastard, if you want any kind of dinner!

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Cookie: Who called on the *God damned phone?*
Spider Mike: I don't know *you fucking asshole!*

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Doctor: Ooh, that's gotta hurt!

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Ross: Do you shave your balls?

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The Cook: Nice titties. Small ass.

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Ross: It looks like a perfectly healthy green dog.

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Ross: Spoof. Dope. Crank. Creep. Bomb. Spank. Shit. Bang. Zip. Tweak. Chard. Call it what you will. It's all methamphetamine. That's what I'm here for.

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Ross: You guys should *really* open a window in here.

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Moustache Cop: [pointing gun] Drop the cheese puffs, ma'am!

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Pornclerk: Hey, you're back for me honey, aren't ya?
The Cook: Fuck you, pussy boy.
[goes to private booth]
Pornclerk: Fuckin' asshole.
[dials cops]

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Ross: You know what the best thing is? I'm not hooked...I could stop at any time.

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Spider Mike: Who is it?
Fat Boy: It's just me, Spider.
Spider Mike: Hey. Go away, fat boy! ...I said, go away, fat boy!
Fat Boy: Okay, okay. I'll see you later.

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Spider Mike: Frisbee, sex and travel, man. I told you to sex and travel.

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