WrestleMania X-Seven (2001 TV Special)
Bobby Heenan: [On Sgt. Slaughter] That was then, now he shoots blanks!
Bobby Heenan: [On Iron Skeik] He moves like Carl Lewis and looks like Sherry Lewis AND Lamb Chop!
Bobby Heenan: [after footage of Gobbly Gooker hatching is shown] Yeah and just think Gene of how many eggs you've laid since then.
Bobby Heenan: P.S. Michael Hayes! The man who taught Michael Jackson how to moon walk!
Mick Foley: Michael Cole, I am offended. Are you suggesting I'll be a bias referee? I mean sure, Vince McMahon fired me on national TV and had me brutally beaten up for my kids to see, but I'm not bitter.
Paul Heyman: So close, and yet so very far away. This is what being the tag team champions, means to each one of these teams.
Jim Ross: The Dudleys from Dudleyville, just outside of Parts Unknown, I believe.
Bobby Heenan: Repo man! Last week he repoed his own car! He's nuts!
Gene Okerlund: The electricity in the air you could cut it with a knife!
Bobby Heenan: Keep the knife to yourself!
Bobby Heenan: By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it'll be Wrestlemania 38!
Paul Heyman: Kane scares the hell outta me and I'm a fearless guy!
Jim Ross: Lets not carried away but!...
Gene Okerlund: [On the entrance of Duke 'The Dumpster' Droese] You've got to admire a man carrying a garbage can.
Bobby Heenan: Why?
Jim Ross: Hey! there's Lita! Lita, jerkin' Edge off... the ladder.
Jim Ross: Son of a bitch! Stone Cold Steve Austin has sold his soul to Satan himself to win the WWF title!
Jim Ross: [during Chyna's match with Ivory] What a clothesline! I guess we call that a Chyna-line.
Jim Ross: Or maybe not.
Paul Heyman: Let's stick with maybe not.
Bobby Heenan: [the Bushwhackers lick Mean Gene] They are licking Mean Gene.
Jim Ross: [Stone Cold locks The Rock in the Million Dollar Dream] The Million Dollar Dream! Austin taught that hold by Ted DiBiase when he was the Ringmaster!
Paul Heyman: What won't Steve Austin do to become the champion?
Jim Ross: Austin hasn't used that maneuver in years!
Jim Ross: Tonight as far as the Undertaker is concerned Game over!
Jim Ross: Austin and McMahon might as well urinate on the Rock thats what they done to him.