The Wild Thornberrys Movie (2002)
Darwin: Where's the bathroom?
Horse: You're standing on it!
Sloan: You *will* regret this!
Eliza: I don't care! What you're doing is awful!
Sloan: And what you're doing is stupid! Shame you won't be here to help me carry out the ivory.
Bree: I told Sloan he shouldn't cut that rope ladder.
Eliza: It was you!
Sloan: Yes. Thank you so much for returning my knife to me.
Darwin: [sighs] I could use a hot bath and a good meal.
Horse: [Scottish Accent] You're in luck. They'll be bringing the hay down any minute.
Darwin: I'm to eat hay?
Horse: Aye, and sweet, crunchy oats from time to time too.
Darwin: Oh, that changes everything.
Horse: [Thunder expels loud farting]
Darwin: [Disgusted sigh] I'm beginning to see why they call you Thunder.
[sprays perfume, scoffs]
Darwin: Never mind.
Nigel: You will have your own challenges, and I'll bet you'll meet them splendidly.
Debbie: But can't you, like, make elephant noises or something?
Eliza: Debbie, I can't talk to them! How can I help them?
[Eliza's father is filming his nature show, surrounded by baboons, and behind him Eliza is seen scrambling down a hill as Debbie chases her]
Debbie: [shouts] I am NOT going to live the rest of my life with a BIG PURPLE BUTT!
[she scares half the baboons away]
Col. Radcliff Thornberry: They didn't call me colonel because of my chicken!
Debbie: C'mon, I'm not in the mood! Huh, oh, great, I'm turning into mom!
Cordelia Thornberry: Deborah, does your sister always...?
Debbie: Talk like a monkey? Dress like a geek? Yeah. You get used to it.
Debbie: [Debbie climbs onto the motorcycle and then a baboon wiggles its bottom in her face] That is *so* wrong!
Sloan: Oh, I'm afraid you'll have to miss the solar eclipse, you can catch it on the poaching channel.
Eliza: YOU BUILD THE FENCE!
Sloan: Of course. Now here's a question, for your famous father. How many volts of electricity, does it take to kill a thousand elephants, hmm?