How to Make a Monster (2001 TV Movie)
Hardcore: Yea Hardcore is my real name and I had it legally changed a year ago. I wanted Diablo but it was already taken. I plan on reapplying for it when the other Diablo passes on.
Hardcore: If you want to make it in this world you have to be P.F.D.
[Cuts his finger with knife]
Hardcore: Programmed For Damage
[licks blood from finger]
[Sol and Hardecore are fighting]
Hardcore: You pussy, you fight like a lesbian biker bitch.
Sol: That's funny you look like one.
[Hardcore walks over to Julie Strain with motion capture suit and skimpy two piece bikini]
Hardcore: Here's your wardrobe, honey.
Julie: You're kidding right?
Hardcore: [looks at bikini, then throws it aside] You're right we don't need these.
[Hardcore and Bug are leaving for the night]
Bug: I'm going out and getting piss drunk
Hardcore: Oh ya well I'm going to get me a girl and two tubs of Cool Whip.
Bug: Cool Whip?
Hardcore: I'm lactose intolerant
Sol: The name is Sol. As in Solomon. As in the King That Is Wise. As in the solution to all of your problems. Why should you hire me?
Sol: That's just dumb; that is a dumb question. Why do you call that a chair? Why is the sky blue? Why are you dressed like a thirty-two year old when it's obvious you're at least fifty-