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(2001 TV Movie)

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Drummond: You'll learn intern, you'll learn.

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Hardcore: Yea Hardcore is my real name and I had it legally changed a year ago. I wanted Diablo but it was already taken. I plan on reapplying for it when the other Diablo passes on.

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Hardcore: Scary is as scary does.

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Hardcore: If you want to make it in this world you have to be P.F.D.

[Cuts his finger with knife]

Hardcore: Programmed For Damage

[licks blood from finger]

Hardcore: .

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[Sol and Hardecore are fighting]

Hardcore: You pussy, you fight like a lesbian biker bitch.

Sol: That's funny you look like one.

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[Hardcore walks over to Julie Strain with motion capture suit and skimpy two piece bikini]

Hardcore: Here's your wardrobe, honey.

Julie: You're kidding right?

Hardcore: [looks at bikini, then throws it aside] You're right we don't need these.

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[Hardcore and Bug are leaving for the night]

Bug: I'm going out and getting piss drunk

Hardcore: Oh ya well I'm going to get me a girl and two tubs of Cool Whip.

Bug: Cool Whip?

Hardcore: I'm lactose intolerant

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Bug: I'm tired of being a 'maybe'. I want to be a 'yes!'

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Sol: The name is Sol. As in Solomon. As in the King That Is Wise. As in the solution to all of your problems. Why should you hire me?

[laughs]

Sol: That's just dumb; that is a dumb question. Why do you call that a chair? Why is the sky blue? Why are you dressed like a thirty-two year old when it's obvious you're at least fifty-

[gets interrupted]

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