Carol Burnett: Hey, Julie. Do you remember when we first worked together?

Julie Andrews: No.

Carol Burnett: Of course you do! It was on the Gary Moore Show.

Julie Andrews: No.

Carol Burnett: Don't you remember? We did that number about Texas?

Julie Andrews: No!

Carol Burnett: Well, do you remember how good you were?

Julie Andrews: Oh, yes!

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Chorus: [singing a parody of "Do-Re-Mi"] Many fools can go to school and learn the scale by rote.

Carol Burnett: We have found a ghastly sound for every single note!

Chorus: Ding dong!

Julie Andrews: That's what the bell says.

Chorus: Yum yum!

Julie Andrews: That's what we say when we're eating.

Chorus: Ho ho!

Julie Andrews: That's how Santa's laugh goes!

Chorus: [making kissing sounds] Mwah! Mwah!

Julie Andrews: That's our favorite form of greeting.

Chorus: Wah! Wah! Baby in a bib goes, baby in a crib goes, goo goo goo!

[each person proceeds to make a different sound]

Chorus: Hee hee! Giggle giggle! Goody goody! Mwah mwah! Nummy nummy! Yum yum! Itchy-kitchy-koo!

Julie Andrews: Won't you try it too? Won't you try our simple song? I'm sure you'll learn real quick.

Carol Burnett: [scooting away from the chorus] Then you all can sing along if it doesn't make you sick!

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