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Better Luck Tomorrow (2002) Poster

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[At a party]

Steve Choe: So this is where the Asians hang out?

Daric Loo: Yeah, the library's closed.

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Steve Choe: Are you happy?

Ben Manibag: I don't know.

Steve Choe: Fuck. That's the most truthful thing I've ever heard.

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Ben Manibag: Do you ever wonder about your real parents?

Stephanie Vandergosh: The parents I have now are my real parents.

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Stephanie Vandergosh: You know how you make decisions that lead to other decisions but you don't remember why you made those decisions in the first place.

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Ben Manibag: Virgil called Han over to watch some new porn, I guess Virgil just didn't have the balls to do it all alone.

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Steve Choe: You like Steph.

Ben Manibag: What?

Steve Choe: You want to take her to the winter formal?

Ben Manibag: Isn't that your job?

Steve Choe: I don't get into all that bullshit.

Ben Manibag: Why? You a fag or something?

Steve Choe: What do you think?

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[Virgil is lying down on Han's car and Han smacks him]

Han: Get the fuck off my car!

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Steve Choe: Everyone needs a wake-up call.

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Virgil Hu: Oh dude, did I tell you? I got it.

Ben Manibag: Got what?

Virgil Hu: Remember how I told you I once saw Stephanie Vandergosh in a porn? Well I got it.

Ben Manibag: Shut the fuck up.

Virgil Hu: I'll show you right now fool!

Virgil HuBen Manibag: [Both Laugh]

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Virgil Hu: Dude, do you know what I could do if I had my own place?

Ben Manibag: What? Jerk off at the dinner table?

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Han: [to Ben] People like you and me, we don't have to play by the rules, we can make our own.

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Ben Manibag: I shoot 215 free throws a day. My goal is to beat Calvin Murphy's record of 95.8%. Thats 207 baskets.

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Virgil Hu: What does he think he is? Some kind of Chinese movie star?

[Imitating Han]

Virgil Hu: "Hi, I'm Chow-Yun Fat. I'm sorry, I-I-I thought I was going to be fucking your girlfriend tonight. I guess I'd better just go home and stroke myself weally good. Weally weally good.

[normal voice, as Ben and Han leave]

Virgil Hu: Hey! Come on! I was just getting started!

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