[
At a party]
Steve Choe:
So this is where the Asians hang out?
Daric Loo:
Yeah, the library's closed.
Stephanie Vandergosh:
You know how you make decisions that lead to other decisions but you don't remember why you made those decisions in the first place.
Ben Manibag:
Virgil called Han over to watch some new porn, I guess Virgil just didn't have the balls to do it all alone.
Steve Choe:
You like Steph.
Ben Manibag:
What?
Steve Choe:
You want to take her to the winter formal?
Ben Manibag:
Isn't that your job?
Steve Choe:
I don't get into all that bullshit.
Ben Manibag:
Why? You a fag or something?
Steve Choe:
What do you think?
Steve Choe:
Are you happy?
Ben Manibag:
I don't know.
Steve Choe:
Fuck. That's the most truthful thing I've ever heard.
[
Virgil is lying down on Han's car and Han smacks him]
Han:
Get the fuck off my car!
Steve Choe:
Everyone needs a wake-up call.
Virgil Hu:
Oh dude, did I tell you? I got it.
Ben Manibag:
Got what?
Virgil Hu:
Remember how I told you I once saw Stephanie Vandergosh in a porn? Well I got it.
Ben Manibag:
Shut the fuck up.
Virgil Hu:
I'll show you right now fool!
Virgil Hu, Ben Manibag:
[
Both Laugh]
Virgil Hu:
Dude, do you know what I could do if I had my own place?
Ben Manibag:
What? Jerk off at the dinner table?
Han:
[
to Ben] People like you and me, we don't have to play by the rules, we can make our own.
Ben Manibag:
I shoot 215 free throws a day. My goal is to beat Calvin Murphy's record of 95.8%. Thats 207 baskets.
Virgil Hu:
What does he think he is? Some kind of Chinese movie star?
[
Imitating Han]
Virgil Hu:
"Hi, I'm Chow-Yun Fat. I'm sorry, I-I-I thought I was going to be fucking your girlfriend tonight. I guess I'd better just go home and stroke myself weally good. Weally weally good.
[
normal voice, as Ben and Han leave]
Virgil Hu:
Hey! Come on! I was just getting started!
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