Once Upon a Girl.... (1976)
Jack: [after his frog climbs out of a woman's mouth] Wow that's what I call a h-h-headjob.
Jack: [about his mother learning about trading the cow for the beans and beating him for it] Boy was she sore and now so is my ca-ca-ca- ass!, Gee I wish I hadn't sold the cow just so I could suck on that gypsy's ti-ti-tits,
[to his frog]
Jack: Remember those tits Froggy?
Jack: Wow those were the softest things I ev-ev-ev wow!
[gets a boner]
Jack: and those ni-ni-nipples oh boy that warm wet fu-fu-fuzzy little pu-pu-pussy, woo hoo hoo hoo shit, I get h-h-horny just thinking about her again w-w-wow!, watch out Froggy I'm gonna cu-cu-cu
[ejaculates out the window which splashes on the beans causing them to grow]
Hunter: [Yawning after having sex with Little Red Riding Hood] Thou it was a ripe annual fucketh Miss, thy firey cunt will stir pleasing memories, please if it pleases you proceed to yonder wedding
Mother Goose: [after she had warned Jack that his cow would be taken away if he wouldn't stop sucking it's udders] I told you so, I told you so.
Jack: Oh go h-h-hump a hamster you old t-t-transvestite!