Mulan II (2004 Video)

BD Wong: Shang

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Quotes 

• Captain Li Shang : My Lord, I love Mulan. And I don't care what the rules say. If she'll have me, I intend to marry her right here.

  [Takes Mulan's hands] 

  Captain Li Shang : Right now.

• Fa Mulan : What is it with men and asking directions?

  Captain Li Shang : What is it with women and maps?

• Captain Li Shang : [storming over to Mulan]  Mulan!

  Fa Mulan : Why hello, General. Out on night maneuvers?

  Captain Li Shang : General Hardhead?

  [makes a silly yet glaring face] 

  Captain Li Shang : Brushing my teeth?

  Fa Mulan : Is - something wrong?

  Captain Li Shang : [scolding Mulan]  I heard you, Mulan. Every word.

  [covers his mouth] 

  Fa Mulan : Every word of what?

  Captain Li Shang : Don't play coy; I saw you outside my tent!

  Fa Mulan : What? I haven't left my post!

  Captain Li Shang : And I suppose you weren't gossiping about me with the princesses?

  Fa Mulan : Shang, did that dip in the river get you water-logged? And - why are you talking with your hand over your mouth?

  Captain Li Shang : I wouldn't want to peel your PAINT!

  [storms away while Mulan looks on, shocked] 

  Yao : [watching Shang leave]  Changing of the guard.

  Captain Li Shang : And next time, DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST!

  Fa Mulan : Hmph!

  Yao : What's with him?

  Fa Mulan : [growls in frustration] 

  Yao : What's with her? Who'm I talkin' to?

• Captain Li Shang : [rubbing the back of his head and peeking his head in Mulan's room]  Mulan? Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement.

  Fa Mulan : [making a face]  Really?... Who?

  Captain Li Shang : [both looking outside at a whole crowd of people in Mulan's front yard]  China.

  Crowd : Congratulations!

  [cheers and applause] 

• Fa Mulan : [after being asked if their wedding is going to be big]  Absolutely!

  Captain Li Shang : Oh ho, no! Blue!

  Fa Mulan : Pink!

  Captain Li Shang : Mild.

  Fa Mulan : Spicy!

  Captain Li Shang : Yes!

  Fa Mulan : No!

• Captain Li Shang : [to the Emperor]  This mission does not call for force, but finesse. I know just the men.

  Fa Mulan : China's most honored and noble soldiers.

  [Yao, Ling, and Chien-Po tumble clumsily out from the matchmaker's house in the next shot] 

• Captain Li Shang : [after being asked about having children]  As many as possible!

  Fa Mulan : Oh, maybe one or two!

• Captain Li Shang : No one should marry a person they don't love.

• Captain Li Shang : Now *this* is a battlefield.

  Fa Mulan : What's our strategy, General?

  Captain Li Shang : Divide and conquer.

  [both laugh] 

• Captain Li Shang : No, I'm the one who should be sorry. A good leader is opened up to new ideas. Forgive me?

  Fa Mulan : [Mulan takes his hand and smiles]  Ah, there's nothing to forgive.

• Captain Li Shang : [to Mulan, surrounded by little girls]  Is there someplace private we can talk?

  Sha-Ron : [shaking his arm]  We can go to my house!

• Mushu : [doing a perfect voice imitation of Mulan on a dummy outside Shang's tent]  General Shang? General Hardhead, that's what they should call him! Everything's got to have a strategy!

  Captain Li Shang : [barely awake]  Mulan?

  Mushu : [still sounding like Mulan]  The man won't brush his teeth without a backup plan!

  Captain Li Shang : [awakening slightly]  Huh?

  Mushu : [still imitating]  I blame myself. I fell for those broad shoulders. I didn't realize there wasn't much sittin' on top of 'em!

  [the dummy's head falls off accidently, then Mushu gasps as he places it back on] 

  Mushu : Oh, except for that garlic breath...

  [no longer imitating] 

  Mushu : Ooh-whee! That boy can peel paint! Oops!

  [he covers his mouth] 

  Captain Li Shang : [Shang gasps and covers his mouth, then kicks off the blanket and marches outside, muttering]  That's enough! Where is she?

• Captain Li Shang : Your only duty is to the Emperor!