Ah your grace. It warms the heart to know that romance still blossoms even in the sewers of London. What a pretty pair. The Romeo of the cloth, and the Juliet of the gutter. But perhaps Juliet is a trifle young for such a disgusting old Romeo.
Rupert, the 14th Bishop of Basingstoke
How dare you sir! Do you know who I am?
Ah your grace, I know exactly who you are. Eminent churchman, philanthropist, friend to those in need. Particularly if of the female gender and years still tender. Who does not know Rupert... fourteenth Bishop of ...