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(2002)

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[Jimmy trying to leave]

Adam: Hey, hey. Hey, who's your true bro? Huh? Who told you about skanks? It was me, right?

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Patty: [through clenched teeth] : Let's try Patty up the middle, ONE MORE TIME.

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Adam: [disguised as a woman] Look at me! I'm ugly! I would never fuck me!

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Leah: Would you like to share something personal with the crew? Robert... Uh... Ro-berta.

Roberta: Personal?

Leah: Mm.

Roberta: Well, uh, my name is Roberta, and... I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly.

[silence - the sorority sisters stare at him]

Roberta: Pillow fight! Pillow fight!

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Tri Pi: That bitch had the nerve to call me shallow!

[pause]

Tri Pi: You look SO thin!

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Adam: We've been framed.

Jimmy: Spence told me you'd say that.

Adam: Spence is a lying prick with his ass hairs caught in a twist!

Jimmy: He told me you'd say that too!

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Spence: You two "Fraternity Brothers" think that because you're next in line, you run the house. WRONG! I am the President!

Adam: Hey Dave?

Dave: What's that Adam?

Adam: I think our President needs to get laid!

Spence: Fuck you!

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Adam: I look like shit!

Dave: No you don't.

Adam: Yes I do... I look like shit!

Dave: No... you don't!

Adam: That's easy for you to say, you're actually pretty!

Dave: Oh thanks, you know I just put this together...

[Adam gives him a strange look]

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Adam: Please be a size 8, please be a size 8... oh Yes!

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Leah: I can guarantee you, that guy is a wham bam thank you ma'am!

Daisy: No, no I heard he's a "hello. How are you? You seem like a person I'd like to get to know. Can I take you out to dinner... Sometime, ma'am."

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Doofer: After we get that mustache, maybe we can do those armpits. and then... we can do your knuckles. And your back, Your legs... your ass.

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Leah: Should I get under the table and suck your cock right now?

Dave: Right here?

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Adina: MOTHER'S ASS! Why you let them treat you like this? You can't be a bunch of PUSSIES your whole lives!... I HATE this place.

Katie: Whoa! P-M-S!

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Adina: I have a FAT ass.

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[looking for a dress on clothes rack]

Adam: Hmm... I'm sure this would look good... on an anorexic!

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Doofer: [while contemplating how to get back the money stolen from the house safe] Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape?

Adam: [sighs] What tape?

Doofer: The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man.

[Adam looks up in surprise]

Dave: [turns around] Doofer, what are you saying?

Doofer: [cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk] I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over

[trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze]

Doofer: Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked

[Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver]

Doofer: . Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything

[Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi]

Doofer: . You could see the safe right next to his bed!

Adam: [enraged] You were watching my tape?

Doofer: [under his breath] ... Noooooooo

[cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue]

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Adina: [noticing a sticky substance on the seat of his skirt] Ah. That's weird.

"Roberta": What the hell is on your skirt, man?

Adina: Uh... gum, or something.

"Roberta": Oh yeah, what flavor was it? Big fat juicy cock?

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Adam: [to Robert, who is eating a grapefruit] Hey! You're eating my bosom!

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Frederique: Good Lord, Daisy! You look like a man.

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Katie: [shouts] I am not deaf!

Roberta: We should all be so lucky.

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Tri Pi: Get your eyes off my tits, rug muncher.

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Roberta: [pulling hair out of sink] It's a fuckin' Wookie, man!

[imitating Wookie roar]

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