After a rough night of drinking beer, Conker wakes up stranded in a hungover. Conker meets new friends and foes along the way of getting to Berri his girlfriend. However, Berri has been ... See full summary »



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After a rough night of drinking beer, Conker wakes up stranded in a hungover. Conker meets new friends and foes along the way of getting to Berri his girlfriend. However, Berri has been kidnapped and Conker must find her and rescue her. Now the Panther King is crying over spilled milk, so he chooses Professor von Kriplespac to fix the problem, but the Professor is creating an evil army of Tediz to have both the Panther King and all the squirrels killed. So the Professor comes up with a solution that a red squirrel is the key to prevent the Panther King's milk spill over. So Conker must survive the day and get home. Written by gregmclaren-1

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5 March 2001 (USA)  »

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Twelve Tales: Conker 64  »

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Did You Know?


When promoting this game, Rare partnered with PlayBoy and went around the United States to host multiplayer games at colleges. The winners were rewarded with Conker t-shirts and beer mugs. One of the winners was Neil Druckman, who would later go on to work for Naughty Dog. See more »


Conker: Oh finally, now this is more like it, an appreciative audience at last, somebody's pleased to see me
[waving to the crowd]
Conker: Yeh i know, i'm great, Yeh, Oh! I knew it was too good to be true.
Bugga: [talks to Jugga about his Big Boner and sees Conker in the arena] Who is this?
[camera zooms in on Conker]
Bugga: A Squirrel
[cheers to the crowd]
Bugga: Send in Fangy. Saturday Matinee.
Conker: Hum, Not quite sure what's going on here but there seems to be a door over there so i think i'll just mosey on over and say my farewells.
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Crazy Credits

After the credits, there is a scene with King Conker ordering beer at a now-empty Cock and Plucker. It ends like how the game begins, with Conker staggering out, drunk. See more »


Chucky Poo's Lament
Composed by Robin Beanland
Lyrics by Robin Beanland
Performed by Chris Marlow
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The Dirtiest Video Game In History
10 August 2015 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

After two promising decent games in Diddy Kong Racing and Conker's Pocket Tales, Conker was to appear again in Twelve Tales: Conker 64 which is also decent. But before the third game could ever be released, the game developers were already getting vicious taunts from hecklers regarding them and the game. Apparently, the game developers listened to the hecklers, and therefore fell into what later turned into a trap. They changed the really nice Twelve Tales: Conker 64 into the utterly dirty Conker's Bad Fur Day. I have seen a number dirty games in the past but none are as dirty this one.

Why was listening to the hecklers such a trap? When the dirty game was released, sure it was given some thumbs up. But all those positive responses would be meaningless as the number of buyers are less than inadequate. True, there are a handful of likers who embrace it in such an obsessed manner but that doesn't imply that the game is popular which it may never be. Nintendo might have taken a lost, considering how much it costs to make the game's cartridges.

But what if Twelve Tales: Conker 64 was released instead of its disgusting replacement? Needless to say that one might have been a super hit because it's suitable for all ages. Perhaps that explains the successes of nice games like Diddy Kong Racing and Banjo-Kazooie. Also, Conker might have stood on top of Nintendo's mountain alongside Mario and Donkey Kong. Sadly, that never happened.

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