After a rough night of drinking beer, Conker wakes up stranded in a hungover. Conker meets new friends and foes along the way of getting to Berri his girlfriend. However, Berri has been kidnapped and Conker must find her and rescue her. Now the Panther King is crying over spilled milk, so he chooses Professor von Kriplespac to fix the problem, but the Professor is creating an evil army of Tediz to have both the Panther King and all the squirrels killed. So the Professor comes up with a solution that a red squirrel is the key to prevent the Panther King's milk spill over. So Conker must survive the day and get home. Written by
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At the beginning of the "It's War!" Chapter, we see a newspaper with a squirrel soldier on it, called "The Midday Federal", headline "WAR". it also reads "In other news:" - "King Bee's Love Triangle" and "Ugas Die In Boulder Tragedy". See more
The Great Mighty Poo
Ah! You cursed squirrel! Look what you've done! I'm flushing! I'm flushing! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you could destroyed my beautiful clagginess! Ah! I'm going! Oh! Ahh! No! Aaaaaaah!
Huh huh! Now that's what I call a bowel movement!
After the credits, there is a scene with King Conker ordering beer at a now-empty Cock and Plucker. It ends like how the game begins, with Conker staggering out, drunk. See more
Music for the Funeral of Queen Mary
Composed by Henry Purcell See more