After a rough night of drinking beer, Conker wakes up stranded in a hungover. Conker meets new friends and foes along the way of getting to Berri his girlfriend. However, Berri has been kidnapped and Conker must find her and rescue her. Now the Panther King is crying over spilled milk, so he chooses Professor von Kriplespac to fix the problem, but the Professor is creating an evil army of Tediz to have both the Panther King and all the squirrels killed. So the Professor comes up with a solution that a red squirrel is the key to prevent the Panther King's milk spill over. So Conker must survive the day and get home. Written by
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At the beginning of the "It's War!" Chapter, we see a newspaper with a squirrel soldier on it, called "The Midday Federal", headline "WAR". it also reads "In other news:" - "King Bee's Love Triangle" and "Ugas Die In Boulder Tragedy". See more
People gotta show the appropriate levels of respect. When you step out of line, you can expect to be respected back. One of you guys has shown no respect. Who it is? I don't know. Could've been... Frankie... could've been... Chicho... could've been... Paulie...
[the Boss takes out a baseball bat and beats Paulie to death
DON'T... YOU... EVER... DO... THAT... AGAIN... TO ME!
After the credits, there is a scene with King Conker ordering beer at a now-empty Cock and Plucker. It ends like how the game begins, with Conker staggering out, drunk. See more
Chucky Poo's Lament
Composed by Robin Beanland
Lyrics by Robin Beanland
Performed by Chris Marlow See more