After a rough night of drinking beer, Conker wakes up stranded in a hungover. Conker meets new friends and foes along the way of getting to Berrie his girlfriend. However, Berrie has been kidnapped and Conker must find her and rescue her. Now the panther king is crying over spilt milk, so he chooses the professor to fix the problem, but the professor is creating an evil army of tediz to have both the panther king and all the squirrels killed. So the professor comes up with a solution that a red squirrel is the key to not make the panther kings milk spill over. So Conker must survive the day and get home. Written by
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When the big hayball loses a part of his face to show he's a terminator, he sees conker in terminator-style and scrolls a list of things he can say to conker. These are just three options repeated a couple of times. The three options are: "Buff you, asshole", "F*** you, scum" (this is not censored for the site, it is this way in the game) and "Blow it out your ass". See more
When that bomb goes off, I suggest you leave town. And if you don't pull through... I suggest you leave town...
After the credits, there is a scene with King Conker ordering beer at a now-empty Cock and Plucker. It ends like how the game begins, with Conker staggering out, drunk. See more
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