Memorable quotes for
"Love Hina" (2000) More at IMDbPro »"Rabu Hina" (original title)

Kaolla Su: Kaolla Su: adult version. Present, lovely, and accounted for.
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Kaolla Su: So, what are we gonna do with him?
Narusegawa Naru: Crucify and torture him, cut out his tongue, and send him to Hell!
Urashima Keitaro: NOOOOOOOO!
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[Motoko blasts Keitaro skyward]
Kaolla Su: Keitaro, did the Earth look blue from up there?
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Maehara Shinobu: By Medical Powers, Rururururu!
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Aoyama Motoko: Secret Arts. Air Splitting Sword.
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Aoyama Motoko: Secret Arts. Rock Splitting Sword.
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Motoko Aoyama: Ever since that elusive, definitely audacious, insolent, high-roller of a turtle showed up here at Hinata Apartments, I haven't had a good night's sleep.
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[to Tama-chan, the turtle]
Motoko Aoyama: Damn you. You're nothing but a lowly Reptilia Anapsida Testudinata.
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[Keitaro comments on Motoko's new feminine appearance]
Motoko Aoyama: C-c-cute? You have the gall to refer to me as CUTE?
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[In Keitaro's room, Kitsune places his hand on her breast]
Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: That's worth a month's rent.
Keitaro Urashima: Huh?
Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: What, weren't you listening? You cop one feel, I get one month's rent free.
Keitaro Urashima: What're you talking about?
[Naru barges in]
Naru Narusegawa: What do you think you're doing, you sleaze?
Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: [Fake sobbing] H-he started grabbing my breasts, going, "You like it here? How about here?"
Keitaro Urashima: It's the other way around!
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Kaolla Su: Hey, Keitaro, here for a midnight fling? If it's you, I don't mind.
Urashima Keitaro: W-What are you saying?
Kaolla Su: By the way, do flings taste good?
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[Kitsune "accidentally" dumps water on Naru's cheerleading uniform]
Naru Narusegawa: W-What the heck are you doing, Kitsune?
Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: Sorry! I'm really sorry! My hand slipped!
Naru Narusegawa: I have to be at work in a few minutes! What am I gonna do now?
Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: I feel SO bad! I'll earn your share of the money, so please forgive me!
Naru Narusegawa: You will?
Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: Cross my heart, trust me. Just look into these eyes.
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Haruka Urashima: It's a shame you don't have a boyfriend yet.
Motoko Aoyama: W-What are you saying? You're my role model, Miss Haruka.
Haruka Urashima: Role model?
Motoko Aoyama: You've avoided tawdry romances, relying on no man, and are living your life on your own terms.
Haruka Urashima: I wouldn't put it in such glowing terms. It's just that living at Hinata Apartments lets me get away with not thinking about things that aren't too pleasant to dwell on.
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[Mutsumi gets a perfect score on her practice exam]
Naru Narusegawa: Wow!
Urashima Keitaro: You got a perfect score!
Naru Narusegawa: You're actually a total genius!
Urashima Keitaro: H-How could you fail the entrance exam three times with these scores?
Mutsumi Otohime: Well, I'm guessing it's because I'm a klutz and I'm frail, and I'd keep forgetting to write down my name, or I'd faint before reaching the exam hall and be hospitalized.
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[Su's become an adult again, and thinks Keitaro's her brother, again]
Kaolla Su: Come, Brother. Come with me.
Urashima Keitaro: W-What's happened to you, Su? You're all grown up again!
[Su leans over to kiss Keitaro]
Urashima Keitaro: Uh, but the adult Su has that exotic, ethnic charm going.
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Mutsumi Otohime: This way, I can take a good, long look at your face. When I look at your face, Keitaro, I feel so tranquil, like I know you from a long, long, time ago. That's what made me want to study with you for our entrance exams. Am I causing trouble for you?
Urashima Keitaro: N-No.
Mutsumi Otohime: I want to go to Tokyo U. Together with you.
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Kaolla Su: Hi-ho, Silver! Jitterbug! Rhumba!
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[Naru meets flunkee Keitaro at cram school]
Naru Narusegawa: Third-time loser?
[Screams]
Naru Narusegawa: Let go of me! What if your grades are contagious?
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Urashima Keitaro: It had three holes, and I really wanted one!
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Urashima Keitaro: Aaah! What am I worrying about? Concentrate for the upcoming study center test! I have the childhood sweetheart who promised... even if Kisune-san molests me, even if the Kendo woman threatens me, even if Su-chan kicks my ass!
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