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How High (2001) Poster

(2001)

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Silas: Peace.

Bart: Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility. Ok? So why don't you try finding a way to say goodbye, now that you're among civilized people.

Silas: Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace.

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Dean Cain: What on earth are you wearing?

Tuan: BUFU.

Dean Cain: BUFU?

Tuan: By us. Fuck you!

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Silas: This class is fucking boring I'm out of here.

Dean Carl Cain: Uh, excuse me did I hear you say something?

Silas: With all do respect sir, suck my dick.

Jeffery: No sir, I'm not saying anything. It's... it's these guys.

Silas: You're an asshole.

Dean Carl Cain: Did you just call me an asshole?

Jamal: No I said idiot.

Dean Carl Cain: An idiot.

Jeffery: No sir, no sir, I...

Dean Carl Cain: What did you say?

Jeffery: I said that this school has nice halls.

Dean Carl Cain: This is not funny.

Silas: You couldn't teach your way out of kindergarten class, dean.

Dean Carl Cain: I think we had enough interruptions for today. I think you should leave.

Jeffery: Sir...

[gets ready to walk out of the class]

Silas: This would have never happened if I were black.

[class laughs]

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Jamal: I'm a ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost.

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Baby Powder: And i'm gonna tell you something, this pimpin' that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp. My great-great-great-granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'!

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Tuan: Hey, I'm down with you! You east-coast? I Far-east Coast!

Jeffery: I'm from Wisconsin.

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[after Harvard is described to them]

Silas: Shit, I'll fucks witcha!

Jamal: Shit, I'll fucks witcha, too!

Huntley: And that's a good thing?

Jamal: Yes. That's a "yes"!

Huntley: Then we'll 'fox' with each other.

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Silas: That shit on your lip got some shit on its lip.

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Jamal: How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!

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Bart: I'm the captian of the crew team, Jermaine.

Jamal: The name's JAMAL, and I'll FUCK yo' crew up! Who are dey?

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Silas: [to Lauren] I loves Ben Franklin girl, and I can listen to you talk about his stinkin' ass all day long.

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Tuan: Hey, I am down with you! You east coast, I FAR east coast!

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Baby Powder: We gotta get out there and find my bitches!

Baby Wipe: Powder, can't we just call them employees?

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Baby Powder: Wheremybitches?

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Amir: I remain here solely for the purpose of hooking up with Harvard women. Short ones, tall ones, skinny ones, chunky ones...

Jamal: Man, I love me a fat chick, man. More cushin' for the pushin'!

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Silas: So, you trying to get something to bring your nerves down too, huh?

Jamal: Yeah. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?

Silas: Right.

Jamal and Silas: Right...

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Ivory - Ghost: I'm taking you off my buddy list bitch! I hope you get a virus! You and your computer!

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Baby Powder: Now here I've got a twenty dollar money order...

Hella Back: Twenty Dollars!

End Table Ass: Money Order!

Baby Powder: ...that you two bitches can split!

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Dean Carl Cain: Yo yo yo baby, this is boring as hell! Yo DJ! Hit me!

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Field of Dreams Guy: Damn, I'm hungrier than four dudes!

PCC Agent: And I'm hungrier than five!

Field of Dreams Guy: Well who are you, jack, and what you doin' in my house?

PCC Agent: I'm the spokesperson for Pork-Chops-O-Chunky. Whether you're black or a honkey, you'll love Pork-Chops-O-Chunky!

Field of Dreams Guy: Damn, that's Funky!

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Tuan: Your costumes, man! If you pimp, you BROKE pimp!

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Tuan: I have two inches of hard dick!

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Hella Back: Who you callin' a bitch, bitch?

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Silas: Those look like they're still in high school, yo.

Jamal: If there's grass on the infield, play ball!

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Bart: [Jamal is rowing pathetically] What are you doing, Hip-hop hooray? Paddle! Paddle like a man, get jiggy with it or something!

Mamma King: [Mamma King appears in the sky] Jamal! What is ya ass doin' in a boat. Oh I see, you've been smoking too much ganja huh.

Spectator: [noticing her] It's so huge!

Mamma King: Well, I guess you might have to just come back home and live with me!

Jamal: OH HELL NO!

Mamma King: Did you curse at me!

Jamal: [Jamal starts paddling as hard as he can]

[to Bart]

Jamal: Row motherfucker ROW!

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Bart: I know what you're trying to do Silas, you're trying to frick her!

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Internet Date: That's the skidmark of Buddha!

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Internet Date: It looks like somebody took a dump in the middle of your face!

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Jamal: You see, the system is geared to put most of the wealth into the hands of a few.

Jamal: Fo shou!

Jeffery: Fo shou...

Silas: Oh you don't know shit, I'ma learn you though, I'ma learn you.

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Silas: Midgets... dwarves... motherfucking unicorns... they don't want to see the black man make it.

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Amir: [to a girl in the hall] Don't worry, you can suck my dick after class!

[girl slaps him silly and walks away]

Amir: Oh... she wants me!

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