Donatello: [reading note that was thrown through the window] "We have the news girls. Come to the taffy factory at midnight and bring the bufflinks".
Michaelangelo: Uh, oh. We don't have any bufflinks.
Donatello: Musta ran out of C's. They mean cufflinks.
Raphael: After all we just went through, how can you even look at a pizza?
Michaelangelo: I don't want to look at it, I just want to eat it.
Donatello: It's a zamboni machine!
Michaelangelo: No it's not, dude, it's that thing that smoothes out the ice!
Donatello: A zamboni machine IS the thing that smoothes out the ice.
Donatello: But why steal cufflinks? It's mind-boggling. It's baffling. It's...
Raphael: Incredibly stupid!
Leonardo: We're going to have to improvise.
Raphael: Improvise? Against those goons? Is there a script doctor in the house?
Shredder: You wretched reptiles! How dare you trick me by giving me the explosive cufflink!
Leonardo: *Trick* him by giving him the explosive cufflink?
Raphael: You know, I think ol' Shred has finally flipped his chrome-plated lid.