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40 out of 48 people found the following review useful:
An enjoyable film that got action, comedy and a love story
, 22 September 2008
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Author:
ironside (robertfrangie@hotmail.com) from Mexico
Dwayne Johnson plays a natural-born hero called Mathayus
He starts off
as an Akkadian mercenary crossing the ancient lands looking for his
brother who is slain before his blazing eyes by a Nordic barbarian
horde whose name is Memnon
What has kept the vicious tyrant as the absolute conqueror of the land
is the fact that he has a visionary sorceress by his side who knows
when he should attack his enemies
Mathayus finds out that she's a sexy
gorgeous woman who looks amazingly beautiful (Surely the audience is
teased ceaselessly by her cleavage-revealing
). So Mathayus forgets his
commission to kill her, and a kind of romance begins to flourish
between the two as he tries to carry out his assignment
Kelly Hu plays Cassandra, the female sorcerer who had beauty, charisma,
cleverness, and enigma
In the beginning of the film, we're not quite
sure where she stands
But when she first sees Mathayus, she's
interested in the well-mannered warrior who's strong, brave, loyal and
sincere
She realizes that he might me the future king who can save her
from her power-mad jailer
As the ruthless conqueror, Memnon (Steven Brand) has got all of the
skills needed to attain global domination
He has also got the force
and the will to accomplish it
The combination was pretty scary
Michael Clarke Duncan plays the fearsome Balthazar, the Nubian King,
the strong ally of Mathayus
Chuck Russell's "The Scorpion King" is a visual feast, and an
entertaining action film
It has sexy harem girls, poison arrows,
quicksand, an army of red ants, black scorpions, cobras, explosions,
and a lot of fun
So don't miss it!
53 out of 80 people found the following review useful:
So he's...the bad guy?, 24 October 2004
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Author:
Shawn Watson (gator_macready@yahoo.com) from The Underverse
Okay, I'm confused. The Mummy Returns portrays the Scorpion King as
some evil tyrant who wants to take over the world by smiting any and
all civilizations in his way. But that's exactly the opposite of the
same character in his very own movie. In fact he struggles to overthrow
an evil ruler for those very reasons.
So when, and why, did he become bad? I'm afraid I'm not following this.
The movie, however, is entertaining, if rather short and silly. Chuck
Russell tries to cram in loads of fighting and hokum as he can. It
works and The Rock is very cool as said King (or Mathayus) and former
Jason victim Kelly Hu is gorgeous as the scantily-clad Cassandra. Grant
Heslov and Michael Clarke Duncan fill out their usual roles as ethnic
comic-relief and big, muscley guy.
The film has slightly less integrity to it than the Mummy movies. This
is evident with the fun and lively, but completely inappropriate, score
by John Debney. I'm not expecting anything like his Passion of the
Christ score but blaring death metal guitars seem kinda out of place in
a movie set 3000 years BC.
But this movie is a cheeseburger, not a 17-course dinner. So why bother
complaining. After all it's a prequel of a sequel of a movie that was a
re-make of a movie that was made in the 30's. But it's well made and
loads of fun so just go along with it and you'll enjoy.
Filmed in Panavision the DVD is in perfect 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen
with very loud and thrilling Dolby/DTS 5.1 sound. The extras are fluff,
but that's to be expected.
38 out of 63 people found the following review useful:
A reasonably unrealistic "Kimmerian" movie, 28 September 2005
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Author:
andriy-tanatar from Toronto
To put it short, "The Scorpion King" is not a bad movie - for the
genre. Just don't expect it to be realistic or have some deep plot.
If you have ever seen "Conan" movies, you probably know the setting:
early ages, a bunch of "lost" civilizations, some "emperors" whose
armies march the world and a lonely hero who tries to stop him. Blend
in a touch of magic (old technologies, paranormal, whatever - just to
taste), add some "slashnig" sequences - and - voilà - you get the
movie.
Well, it sounds quite simple, but since "Red Sonja" I can't remember
anything worth watching. Now this is the film: reasonably bad, quite
cliché and not very imaginative. Still, it has quite a bit of
eye-candy, and, in some sense, it's superior even to the famed
"Gladiator" as it doesn't pretend to be any more than it is. Probably,
it could have been at least 20 minutes longer, but let's blame it on
the rising cost of production. Worth watching if you know perfectly
well what you want. 7/10.
23 out of 37 people found the following review useful:
NOT TOO BAD...COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, 23 April 2002
Author:
Big Movie Fan from England
Firstly, there were many great things about The Scorpion King. The Rock
played a real good part and he certainly has a bright future in the acting
industry. The beautiful Kelly Hu showed that she can be good on the big
screen and the ever reliable Michael Clarke Duncan played a great part as
well. The action scenes were hard hitting and brutal and the scenery was
fantastic as well.
The only thing that spoiled the film for me was the fact that it was not an
original idea. The plot has been done in so many movies before. Sometimes in
the movie world, certain plots are churned out time and time again and you
just get that feeling of deja vu. The plot for this film has been done in
dozens of movies and countless TV shows.
I saw this film with a friend of mine and he really really enjoyed it.
However, he usually likes cop movies and hasn't seen many fantasy adventure
movies so watching this was a first for him. I have seen dozens of movies
like this and whilst it was very good, I did get that feeling of
familiarity.
But anyway, I still recommend it. The fight scenes are awesome and there are
some funny scenes in it. And again, the Rock does have a future as an actor.
I just hope that his next project is a fresh idea.
I'm going to really be awkward here but there's three other things that
bothered me about this movie. There was a short scene with an Indian
elephant in. Did ancient Egypt have elephants? I'm no wildlife expert but I
didn't think they did. Secondly, wasn't it amazing that there was such a
variety of accents in the film. Lastly, gunpowder in ancient Egypt? No
way!
I'm just getting old though-watch and enjoy!
21 out of 36 people found the following review useful:
Tied Too Loosely To "The Mummy", 8 May 2002
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Author:
EmperorNortonII from San Francisco, California
"The Scorpion King" is a prequel from the "Mummy" franchise. However, fans of the previous "Mummy" movies may be in for a disappointment. Granted, the imagery may be impressive, and the action is exciting, but apart from a very few details, "Scorpion King" may as well be a completely different movie. In quality, it fares about as well as the average sword-and-sandal epic. There is a camp factor that hangs over the story, that you feel when listening to some passages of dialogue. Also noticebale are Grant Hislov's comic relief role as Arpid, and Kelly Hu as the belly-baring sorceress Cassandra. Wrestling fans may enjoy this vehicle for the Rock, but I don't think many others will.
7 out of 9 people found the following review useful:
The Rock is the next Arnold!, 29 April 2002
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Author:
videofreak2002 (videofreak2002@aol.com) from Walbridge, Ohio
"The Scorpion King," The Rock's film debut, after "The Mummy Returns," is an
excellent movie. It was exciting from beginning to end. Great story, great
characters, great action, and great special effects make it all into one
wild ride of a movie. It's so good to see Chuck Russell (director of "A
Nightmare On Elm Street 3," "The Mask," and "Eraser") back in the director's
chair after his disappointing 2000 film "Bless The Child." The Rock (The
People's Champion) is going to be the next action hero in the future, but,
right now, he's concentrating on his wrestling. After all that, I'll be
glad to see him back on the big screen. If you're a big fan of The Rock,
then check out "The Scorpion King." He rocks! Rocky, Rocky, Rocky,
Rocky!!!!
A+ ****** (out of ****** stars) 13/13
6 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
Thoroughly enjoyable! Stephen Sommers' "Mummy 3" indeed!, 5 May 2002
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Author:
Ruby Liang (ruby_fff) from sf, usa
Stephen Sommers, who wrote and directed "The Mummy" 1999 and "The Mummy
Returns" 2001, also co-wrote the story and the screenplay, and co-produced
"The Scorpion King" this year!
The Mummy energy, practically a trademark of Sommers, is definitely
encompassed in this entertaining action/legend movie of "The Scorpion King."
Led by Dwayne Johnson "The Rock" as Mathayus the Warrior with a heart,
lovely Kelly Hu as Cassandra the Sorceress and object of beauty, sought by
Steven Brand as Memnon the convincing evil menace of it all, and Michael
Clarke Duncan as the equally brave ally Balthazar to Mathayus, this is your
basic good vs. evil story splashed with fun and suspense - almost like an
animated Disney film but with real live actors. An action packed myth/legend
of a story, with humor/laughter sprinkled here and there at good pacing,
along with special/digital effects, I almost felt at times it feels like the
epic animation "Princess Mononoke," where they have the villagers (tribes
here) rounding up and backing the heroine (Mathayus here) and fighting to
get rid of the evil source (Memnon here.)
Other films have similar themes before: an earlier endeavor of Stephen
Sommers, who wrote and directed "Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book" 1994,
with Jason Scott Lee, Sam Neill, Cary Elwes, Lena Headey and John Cleese;
director Xavier Koller's (received Oscar's Best Foreign Film "Journey of
Hope" 1990) "Squanto: A Warrior's Tale" 1994; not forgetting director
Richard Donner's "LadyHawke" 1985 with Matthew Broderick, Rutger Hauer,
Michelle Pfeiffer, and Alfred Molina.
If you want to escape and have an enjoyable action movie, to forget your
stress and strains beyond the world of cinema, go for it!
6 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
Seen it, loved it, 5 May 2002
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Author:
eggrulestheworld from Little Ponton, England
People say this is "The Rocks" first acting piece, the fact the he's been
acting for years in the wwf seems to have nothing to do with
this.
The rocks abilities to do a promo comes in great for this film, his mixture
with comic and physical abiltiy makes the Scorpion King as must see
film.
Micheal Clarke Duncan and Kelly Hu both bring in strong performances to
help
the film.
The only down is the length, after the Mummy and Mummy Returns you expect a
slightly longer film, but it's not so bad.
Film
10/10
2 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
better-than-expected Conanesque family fare, 25 November 2008
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Author:
OldAle1 from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Noot as ridiculous as first might appear: take a very popular series with a charismatic couple of young stars with at least slight acting talent -- replace those stars with a WWE muscleman of limited thespian talents, and a beautiful but pretty well unknown Eurasian starlet -- completely change the setting, time, and tone of the film from its predecessors -- and drop the budget by about 40% from the immediate previous film. Recipe for disaster, right? Not really. Not when the first two films in the "trilogy" were "The Mummy" and "The Mummy Returns", which don't have a whole lot of quality to drop off from in the first place; and not when your original star is the dubious pretty-boy Brendan Fraser. I'll admit I was a little scared at the prospect of seeing a film starring "The Rock", but ultimately I was won over if not by his charm (or lack of it) than by his seeming good humor at playing in what is essentially a neo-Conan movie. If the first two films took their primary inspiration from "Raiders of the Lost Ark" it's perhaps fair to say that they suffer in part by being such unworthy descendants of a rather superior adventure film; the Conan films on the other hand aren't really anything great as film-making, and The Rock doesn't really do so badly in comparison with Ahhnold; hey, at least his English is fluent. The action moves along, Kelly Hu is indeed a babe, and the film has a quite reasonable running time of an hour and half, not enough time to get me bored and irritated. The most significant problem I had with the film is really that it couldn't seem to make up its mind as to whether it wanted to be a more grown-up, violent action movie or a kid's adventure story. Thus the PG-13 rating and the rather toned-down (if not emasculated) Michael Clark Duncan character. Still, it's good stupid fun and far and away the best of the three films.
2 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
Perfect eye candy movie, 26 February 2005
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Author:
Hang_All_Drunkdrivers
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
The Rock plays the scorpion king who is the good guy battling the evil
Memnon back in ancient times. That's the whole plot but Rock makes a
great action star and the film is helped immensely by the gorgeous
kelly hu playing the sorceress. I also saw her in "the librarian -
quest for the spear" and she is one hot babe and deserves to be a
super-star. Michael Clark Duncan also has a decent part as the Rock's
friend/enemy Balthazar. In the movie "green mile" he played a guy 7
feet tall and 450 pounds. Here he looks to be about 6 feet and 250!
Lots of silly scenes in the movie. SPOILER Early in the flik the rock
and another guy are buried up to their heads in the sand with the fire
ants heading towards them. How do they get out of this? In the TV
version at least, no explanation is given. The other guy is just all of
the sudden out of the sand and he digs out Rock! And the fire ants are
truly pathetic special fx. Just orange blobs on the screen.
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