Coffee and Chrystal [Meth] by Carolyn Valencia
Continuity: Absent
Special Effects by Industrial Light, Magic and Smoke Bombs
Fight scenes choreographed by Chon Sunrack's "Pirouette and Punch"
Adapted for the screen from the novella "Three Ninjas and a Lady"
Based on the musical "Clarence!"
Any resemblence [sic] to persons living or dead would be an absolute miracle and proof of their existence should be brought to the attention of the producers immediately.
Despite being a 30 minute short with only about a dozen players, there are substantial credits. This is because almost all of them are jokes ("Korean Unit", "Continuity - Absent" etc.). The credits actually comprise a full 6th of the film's running time.