Needs 5 Ratings

Janet's Birthday Bash (1972)



Uncredited cast:
Ric's Girl (uncredited)
Ric (uncredited)


Add Full Plot | Add Synopsis







Company Credits

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs


See  »

Did You Know?


Graveyard Train
Written by John Fogerty
Performed by Creedence Clearwater Revival
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

Minimalist vintage porn
3 August 2015 | by (New York, New York) – See all my reviews

There's no reason feature length porn can't be synonymous with stag movies or porn loops - JANET's BIRTHDAY BASH is a perfect example. Its lack of content and minimalist technique is a grade lower than a typical loop, and the version preserved by Something Weird Video for posterity seems endless at just 35 minutes long.

Immediately recognizable is the prolific porn team of Ric Lutze and Rene Bond, humping away with emphasis on Rene's admirable blow job technique. Ric also gets to hump another girl, lucky he.

But nothing actually happens here, just an orgy on the floor with evidently birthday girl Janet wearing a party hat and looking attractive. Wall to wall sex is nothing new and this could be considered a prototype. Ending is a panning shot around the party debris, half-eaten pieces of cake on paper plates and party favors, as the cast voices over "Happy Birthday to You". There's some speaking on the soundtrack amounting to nothing.

Only notable elements are an emphasis upon extreme close-ups especially for fellatio, and a bit of foot fetish action when a guy sucks a girl's toes while jacking off. Watching this can put into perspective a movie buff's understanding of what is "bad" and what is "mediocre", as BASH helps establish Absolute Zero on one's personal thermometer.

0 of 0 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Contribute to This Page