Before regular IMDb porn assessors accuse me of a vendetta against Bill Margold, let it be known that my recent series of negative reviews concerning him is purely coincidental. He made very frequent appearances during porn's Golden Age so I keep bumping into his poor performances inevitably by randomly sampling '70s and '80s titles.
This one deals with hypocrisy, not unknown in the adult entertainment field. Seven or eight barely related sex scenes are strung together on the subject, with Margold's smutty narration proving to be unamusing as usual.
The rundown: picture (shot on film during the video era), kicks off with Honey Wilder humping hubby Herschel Savage in the morning, then calling her therapist. Savage picks up a hitchhiker named Mary and porks her in his car. Honey masturbates while waiting, and then orthopedic doctor Paul Thomas (he makes house-calls!) services her with a smile.
Helga Sven, doing her best Zsa Zsa impression, presides over an incestuous family including Eric Edwards and Bunny Bleu as unlikely siblings and Scott Irih as Uncle Pete. A nurse arrives to service pool boy Dino Alexander, then Bunny and Kristara Barrington have a lesbian clinch at a picnic.
Eric's wife Diedra Hopkins shows up for a little sex, and in perhaps the movie's most logical stand-alone vignette (a stag film in its own right), anal sex rears its head (pardon my mixed metaphor) as Randy West and his new bride Joan (not sure which starlet played her) enact a sketch featuring Ron Jeremy as a bellhop/parking lot valet. Picture ends uneventfully with Ron servicing a prissy hotel guest.
Sum total is about as memorable as one of the umpteen stag loop compilations that have flooded the market of late. Auteur "Adele Robbins" (Joseph Robertson) delivered this among many other clunkers for his Snowflake Films banner.
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