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Terrific indie cast in gawd-awful movie moreCast
(Cast overview, first billed only)| Jennifer Beals | ... | Suzi | |
| Elizabeth Bracco | ... | Louise Potter | |
| Steve Buscemi | ... | Bananas The Clown | |
| Peter Dinklage | ... | Binky | |
| Daryl Mitchell | ... | Lenny | |
| Karyn Parsons | ... | Lily | |
| David Proval | ... | Mo Potter | |
| Rose Rollins | ... | Sanandra | |
| Peter Stormare | ... | Slovo | |
| Pruitt Taylor Vince | ... | Owen | |
| Gareth Williams | ... | Thad | |
| Austin Wolff | ... | Timmy | |
| Francesco Messina | ... | Robert | |
| Sam Rockwell | ... | Rick | |
| Matthew Sussman | ... | Doctor Monroe |
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Proof positive that just the presence of a great indie cast doesn't guarantee you a great indie film.
The story revolves around the relationship of a number of people in need of a bailbondsman ("Sopranos" David Proval) during one wild night in L.A. The story switches about mid-point to the search for a manic runaway Santa who was supposed to be an kidney donor for his son. Sounds full of possibilities, huh? With a flat, uninvolving and very unfunny script and a cast who looked like the were lost, wandering from scene to scene, making it through the screening of this film was a grueling experience for me. Major plot motivations are lame and unplausable. For example, three of the characters in the film are priests who wander into a strip club. One priest gets arrested...for what, were not sure, except that he didn't run fast enough when one of his friends causes a fight (hey...it got the priests to the bailbondsman...won't that be funny!). But then the young son is diagnosed (in about 5 minutes, without any diagnostic tests being done) that he only has one kidney and needs another THAT NIGHT, and hey, there just happens to be a donor in the e.r. right now (the manic Santa), well...there were just so many things wrong with the scene that I lost all hope that the film could ever redeem itself.
The full house at the Seattle Film Fest. screening sat quiet and emotionless throughout the film with a few scattered walk outs and tepid applause following the film (this is a rabid group of moviegoers who are usually supportive of the films here, especially when the director and two stars are in attendance). I couldn't stay for the Q&A afterwards...the carnage had already been brutal enough.
What's the secret of the 13 moons? I'm not sure, I don't care and you won't either.