Summerslam (1989 TV Special)
Ronnie Garvin: [Ronnie Garvin is introducing Greg Valentine] And his so-called opponent along with his pip squeak of a manager the big mouth of the south - Jimmy Hart. Here is a man that says he is from Seattle Washington. He claims he weighs 249lbs to me he looks like he is overweight by 30lbs. This individual who can't take for himself and when he goes to his wimpy manager for advice, little Jimmy can't give him any. He is the only wrestler I've ever seen with two left feet. He can't tell if he's coming or going. Made the biggest mistake of his life when he asked for me to be reinstated. Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.
[outside the ring, the Ultimate Warrior has hit Ravishing Rick Rude with the Intercontinental Title belt]
Jesse Ventura: This should be a disqualification! That's a disqualication! Where the hell is the referee?
Tony Schiavone: That's outside of the ring, Jesse.
Jesse Ventura: So what?
Tony Schiavone: As much, it could just be a countout here.
Jesse Ventura: What are you gonna tell me, Schiavone? You can shoot somebody outside the ring as long as it's outside the ring?
Tony Schiavone: Well, no...
Jesse Ventura: You know, you're even dumber than Monsoon! I thought Gorilla was the stupidest guy alive!
'Mean' Gene Okerlund: [to "Ravishing" Rick Rude and Bobby "The Brain Heenan] Gentlemen, as you know, the Ultimate Warrior
'Mean' Gene Okerlund: [Summerslam sign falls down, off-camera Vince McMahon says "Nice move"] Fuck it!
The Genius: From the Meadowlands Arena to the multitudes beyond, I, The Genius, full of glory and renown, share my wondrous words of wisdom with the SummerSlam spectacular to validate my mortar board and gown. Brutus Beefcake and Hulk Hogan shall be running for their lives, the highest card they're holding is a deuce. They are totally unqualified to match the royal flush that shall be coming from the Macho Man and Zeus. "Scary Sherri" is the term that Brutus Beefcake used in slander, and he had the nerve to call her overdressed. That's when the Barber got a trim that wasn't on the schedule, because Sherri is a cut above the rest. On the other hand, Elizabeth is absolutely useless, she is less than just another pretty face. When you add the unknown factor of the Human Wrecking Machine, tonight the Hulk shall be in second place!