He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special (1985 TV Movie)
She-Ra: The Beast-Monster is real? I thought it was just a legend.
King Randor: What a celebration. The preparations have been going on for days.
Queen Marlena: You know, it reminds me of how we used to get ready for Christmas at this time of year.
King Randor: Christmas? What's that? An Earth holiday?
Queen Marlena: A very special Earth holiday.
Horde Prime: The arrival of the spirit of Christmas on Eternia may threaten my rule. I don't need any more good will and brotherhood on that planet. Find it and crush it!
Hordak: Have no fear, great master, I will eliminate this... this Christmas spirit before another day is past.
Skeletor: You? You can't even handle that musclebound female, She-Ra.
Hordak: Just a minute. What about the way He-Man handles you, bone-brain?
Skeletor: Bone-brain? Why you miserable excuse for a villain!
Skeletor: Oh, oh, I don't think I feel well.
He-Man: Well, I think you're feeling the Christmas spirit, Skeletor. It makes you feel... good.
Skeletor: Well I don't like to feel good. I like to feel evil. Oooh.
She-Ra: Don't worry, Skeletor, Christmas only comes once a year.
Skeletor: Ah, thank goodness!
Miguel: Listen, if you really don't know about Christmas, we'll tell you the whole story. A long, long time ago...
He-Man: You're pretty good at giving orders, metal-mouth - now let's see how good you are at taking 'em. Move away from my friends!
Skeletor: [Skeletor picks up a dog and starts to carry him] I don't know what's coming over me, but whatever it is, I don't like it!
Skeletor: [the dog licks his face] Stop licking my face, you bratty dog! Get away from me! You're drowning me!
Skeletor: Tell me more about this "Christmas."
Miguel: Well, it's a wonderful time of the year. Everyone has lots of fun.
Skeletor: You mean they get in fights?
Miguel: No, no - they have fun!
Skeletor: Fights are fun. I like fights!
Miguel: And you give each other presents.
Skeletor: And when you open them, they explode, right?
Miguel: No! They're nice gifts.
Skeletor: Nice? Doesn't sound like much fun to me!
Alicia: Oh, thank you, Mr. Skeletor. You saved us! You really are wonderful.
Skeletor: Listen - I am not nice, I am not kind, and I am *not* wonderful!
He-Man: Let 'em go, boneface!
Skeletor: She-Ra and He-Man! Drat!
He-Man: We'll take those children.
Hordak: No, *I'll* take those children!
Skeletor: Hordak! Double drat!
Hordak: That's right, Skeletor. I figured you'd show up here!
He-Man: When you two are finished, *we'll* take the children.
Skeletor: I don't know what's happening to me, but I must save the children!
Prince Adam: Not everyone celebrates Christmas, but the spirit of the Christmas season is within us all. It's a season of love and joy and caring.
Orko: And presents!
Prince Adam: Presents are nice, Orko, but Christmas means much more than that.
Orko: I know, Adam. Christmas is a time of peace and caring and happiness.
Prince Adam: That's right, Orko. And what would make you happiest this Christmas?
Prince Adam: Oh, Orko!
Man-At-Arms: Look, Skeletor's going after the Sky-Spy.
Prince Adam: Then He-Man's going after Skeletor.
He-Man: [having destroyd the Collector's claws] There we are: claws to paws.
Prince Adam: I can't understand how the ship just took off by itself.
Man-At-Arms: Maybe this Finder-Beam can locate it.
Queen Marlena: Orko's landed on Earth.
Teela: Are you saying that we'll never get Orko back?
Man-At-Arms: No Teela, My Transport-Beam might do it. The problem is, it needs a Kerrium Water-crystal to power it and there are none here on Eternia.
Princess Adora: But maybe on Etheria?
Man-At-Arms: It's possible.
Swift Wind: They are changing into other forms. What evil robots.
She-Ra: Very evil. And very dangerous.
Horde Prime: There is a great disturbance. A new spirit of goodness has arrived on Eternia. The power of Horde-Prime may be threatened.
Hordak: What? No bucket of bolts is going to push Hordak around.
He-Man: Come on, Cutter. We'll send the Monstroids back to the junkyard.
Cutter: Right where they belong!