Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Kevin McDonald: Pleakley
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Quotes
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[Stitch and Jumba are tossing a jammed up gun back and forth]
Stitch : Merry Christmas.
Jumba : It's not Christmas.
Stitch : Happy Channukah!
Jumba : It's not Channukah!
[Pleakley scoops up Lilo and carries her away from the house]
Lilo : We're leaving Stitch?
Pleakley : Trust me, this is not gonna end well!
Jumba : One potato!
Stitch : Two potato!
Jumba : Three potato!
Stitch : Four!
Jumba : Five potato!
Stitch : Six potato!
Jumba : Seven potato more!
Stitch : My...
Jumba : mother...
Stitch : told...
Jumba : me...
Stitch : you...
Jumba : are...
Stitch : ...it.
Jumba : Ha! I win!
[gun explodes in his hands]
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Pleakley : Help! I don't like the ocean! Ahh! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors during the war... It's a shark! It's a shark and it ain't friendly! Looks like a dolphin... Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Octopus, will you please help me? An octo... the octopus is worse than the shark! I hate this planet!
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Grand Councilwoman : Can we not simply destroy the island?
Pleakley : NO, crazyhead! The mosquito's food of choice, primitive humanoid lifeforms, have colonies all over that planet.
Grand Councilwoman : Are they intelligent?
Pleakley : No. But they're very delicate. In fact, every time an asteroid strikes their planet, they have to begin life all over. Fascinating, isn't it?
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Pleakley : [Nani sees Pleakley and Jumba arrest Stitch] Don't interact with her.
[They turn their backs on Nani]
Nani : Where's Lilo?
Jumba : Who?
[Pleakley hits Jumba]
Jumba : What?
Nani : Lilo. My sister.
Jumba : Uh... sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh...
Nani : Lilo! She's a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!
Jumba : [sighs] We know her.
Nani : Bring... her... back.
Pleakley : Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources.
Jumba : See, problem is, we're just here for him.
Nani : So she's gone?
Pleakley : Look at the bright side. You won't have to yell at anyone anymore.
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Pleakley : Look! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She's so beautiful. Look, another one! And another one! Why, it's a whole flock! They like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses! Now they're... they're... Aaaaaaaah!
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Grand Councilwoman : A quiet capture would require an understanding of 626 that we do not possess! Who then, Mr. Pleakley, would *you* send for his extraction?
Pleakley : [thinks for a moment] Does he have a brother?
[Councilwoman rolls her eyes]
Pleakley : Close relative, perhaps?
[Later, in the prison where Jumba is kept]
Pleakley : [nervously] Friendly cousin? Neighbor with a beard?
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Pleakley : Oh, can't complain, Mom. Camping out with a convicted criminal. And, uh... oh, I had my head chewed on by a monster!
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Pleakley : Stop! I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous!
Jumba : Don't worry. I won't hit her.
Pleakley : No! That girl is part of the mosquito food chain.
[Gives Jumba his View Master]
Pleakley : Here, educate yourself.
Jumba : Using that little girl for a shield.
[At Stitch]
Jumba : This is low even for you!
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Pleakley : Hold it! Hold everything! Earth is a protected wildlife preserve. Yeah, we've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which need I remind you, is an endangered species.
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Grand Councilwoman : What about military forces just landing there?
Pleakley : Well that would be a BAD IDEA! These are extremely simple creatures, miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!
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Pleakley : [while being jerked up and down by a running Jumba] We! Can not! Be Seen!
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Pleakley : [Deleted scene] Yes. How many pieces are in the four piece luggage set? I don't know, maybe the company is called Four Piece.