Just as the endless outpouring of American XXX satires have little to do with either their targets or humor, F*CK MONTI won't remind anyone of THE FULL MONTY. It's merely an excuse for beautiful European actresses to show off their hardcore talents.
Sylvia Saint, after having sex for us fans' benefit, clickety-clacks in her high heels (looking unintentionally just like a hooker) across a Milan mall to a job interview with stern Ms. Monti (Magella, also a looker, though clearly not in Saint's class).
The interview is merely an excuse for sexual harassment, as Monti, and her tall-tall assistant Giulia (the wonderful Eva Falk) have three-way sex with Saint, and then don't even hire her for a dancer job. Monti is the proprietor of a fancy nightclub called Nepentha.
Saint is very angry, and conspires with her BFF Bea (Rebecca Amati) to get even. Many sex scenes, and even more clickety-clack across a mall footage later, there's an untalented chorus line of five beauties in bowler hats doing some choreographed moves that fortunately Bob Fosse is no longer around to witness, at Nepentha, adding up to sort of a striptease.
This junk is poorly directed by Steve Morelli, one of the lesser lights of Italian porn. With all these beautiful women cast one would think that making a quality porno was easy, but Morelli proves otherwise.
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