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Detective Alexandra Eames: When tourists take a bite of the Big Apple, the apple isn't supposed to bite back.

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Mr. Smythe: Four counts of manslaughter. That's what I get for overestimating the intelligence of a grand jury.

Detective Alexandra Eames: Just be grateful the D.A. let you off with a plea bargain.

Mr. Smythe: I don't consider shutting down my website a bargain. All right, Joanie and Chachi, right? This is the last chat I have for them.

Detective Alexandra Eames: Thank you, you can go do your little dance in Hell now.

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Detective Alexandra Eames: Sex fiend and a bully, politics is a perfect place for him.

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Detective Mike Logan: You want fun? Date a cop.

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Detective Alexandra Eames: A divorce lawyer - the gift that keeps on giving.

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Detective Alexandra Eames: [seeing Goren reading a book written by a suspect] What are you doing, underlining the dirty parts?

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Detective Alexandra Eames: You two have a play date?

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Detective Robert Goren: Woohoo! Steamy!

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Captain James Deakins: Try to curb your enthusiasm.

Detective Robert Goren: I'll curb it when we get this freak locked in a box.

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Detective Robert Goren: One thing this line of work teaches us is that guys will do anything for love.

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Detective Robert Goren: Well, she didn't believe in heaven and hell, so how would she know the devil was massaging her neck?

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Detective Robert Goren: Wait, you can't leave now that the cat's out of the bag!

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Detective Alexandra Eames: [to Goren] The way she was making googly eyes at you I thought you were getting through to her.

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[opening title narration]

Narrator: In New York City's war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad. These are their stories.

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Detective Alexandra Eames: We have that Ukrainian politician to thank for that.

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Detective Robert Goren: Bing! Right here.

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Detective Alexandra Eames: [on the phone] Sure, we'll be right over.

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Captain James Deakins: We need to go public.

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