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Jay Garvey
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Leon Hornberger
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Judge Stern
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Frank
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Hotel Representative
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Judge
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Professor Kingston
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Phillips
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Bill, Claxton's Aide
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Bettina
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Ox (as Jacob Head)
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Rated R for crude and sex-related humor | See all certifications »
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Senator Claxton: Do you know why you're here?
Jay Garvey: Because of the Matrix?
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Drop It Like This
Performed by Professor D and the Playschool
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This one tops the lists of all time worst movies...
26 March 2002 | by (Helsingborg, Sweden) – See all my reviews

Poor acting, ridiculous plot and VERY bad production is just some of the keywords of this movie. The fact that I paid $4 to rent it disturbs me even more. I would like to recommend MTV to never attempt movie production again.

The cover of the tape looks promising, college film with nice chicks, etc... Hey! There is not a naked part in the whole film, not even a thong is worn. Bad. =)

Never, under any circumstances, rent or watch this movie.


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