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Mister Robinson: [singing] It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, it's a beautiful day for a neighbor, would you be mine?/I'd sure like to live in a house like yours, my friend/Maybe when there's nobody home, I'll break in. I married a woman who said she was rich/'Spent all her money, walked out on the bitch/ Would you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?

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Mister Robinson: It sure is a beatiful day. Know why? My wife walked out on me. Isn't that nice? I'm so glad the bitch is gone.

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Mister Robinson: This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood. WHO IS IT?

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Mr. T: Robinson! Robinson! Stop beatin' them drums!

Mister Robinson: Don't worry, boys and girls. I just put on a new lock. He can't get in.

Mr. T: Hello, boys and girls. The word for today is... pain. Say goodbye, Robinson.

Mister Robinson: Goodbye, boys and girls.

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Little Richard Simmons: [Little Richard Simmons' Rockin' to the Oldies to the tune of 'Tutti-Fruiti] A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-boom! Know a gal, named Daisy, the bitch is fat and lazy, Woooooooo! Know a ga-a-al named Daisy, the bitch is fat and lazy; She flabby to the east, flabby to the west, the girl got big old floppy breasts!

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Little Richard Simmons: [Little Richard Simmons' 'Sweatin' to the Oldies']

[to the tune of "I'm Ready"]

Little Richard Simmons: Ready, set, go cat go, I know a girl whose butt hang low. She flabby, flabby, flabby flabby! She flabby, flabby, flabby, Flabby! She flabby, step on your foot, she'll mash your toe!

[to the tune of 'Good Golly, Miss Molly]

Little Richard Simmons: Good golly, Miss Molly; look like a hog! Good Golly, Miss Molly, look like a hog! Better start runnin' cause you waited to late to jog!

[to the tune of 'Tutti Fruitti']

Little Richard Simmons: A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-wop-bam-boom!Tutti-frutti, all rooti; tutti-frutti, all rooti, Tutti-frutti, all rooti, tooti-fruit all rooti; a wop lop a boo bop a wop bam boom!Know a gal name Daisy, the girl is fat and lazy; wooooo! know a gal named Daisy, the girl is fat and lazy! She got fat to the east, fat to the west, the girl got long and floppy breasts! tutti-frutti all rooti, tuttoe frutti all rooti, wooooo, tutti frutti all rooti, tootie all rooti, a wop bop a loo bop a wop bam boom!

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Mister Robinson: Do you know what these are, boys and girls? They're drums! Do you know where drums come from? From Africa! Do you know where "these" drums come from? Smokey Robinson was at the Apollo theater and left his van open in the back of the place. I ripped him off! I wonder how Smokey gonna sound wit' no percussion!

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Buckwheat: Boy, it's been a nong time since dem days. Hi, I'm Buckwheat, amemba me? And I have compied, pu you and ya nistenin' pejure, some of my favite songs. It's all here on this un pectacular offer. Bu-what sings! Take a wisten!

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