Tales from Muppetland: The Muppet Musicians of Bremen (1972 TV Movie)

François Klanfer: Rover Joe, Mordacai Sledge

Quotes 

• Mordacai Sledge : [in a low tone]  It's time for you to retire.

  Leroy : [relieved; to camera]  Retire. I'd love to retire!

  Mordacai Sledge : [exploding]  I'm gonna get me my gun and retire you proper!

  Leroy : [nervously; to camera]  But not *that* way!

• [Mordacai trips on the wagon and falls down] 

  Mordacai Sledge : [grunting, to Leroy]  That was *your* fault!

  Leroy : [to camera]  What was *my* fault? I was asleep.

• Mordacai Sledge : [to Leroy]  That was a "giddy up" not a "woah" you scrawny devil, I wanna get home, now hold on we is home, woah you gullet freaked snort lunger!

  Kermit the Frog : [to the audience]  It's hard to understand what Mordacai is saying sometimes, but I think that's a good thing. Anyway now that the story has started, I'll just be on my way. Have fun.

  [exits]