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(2001–2003)

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Andy: I swear to Christ I heard a goddamned Dracula underneath my bed!

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Director: Hey, Daphne... you can lip-sync if you want...

Daphne: Oh, ok, and you can just spite me 'cause this bitch ain't no Milli Vanilli.

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Daphne: I'm going to my trailer. TJ, trailer...

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Himself, Daphne Aquilera, The Boogie Man, etc...: [doing an Anti-Drug commercial] Drugs... aren't that bad.

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[Ashton Kutcher drops Andy's Dead Cat]

Andy: Ashton Kutcher killed my cat!

Ashton Kutcher: Goddamnit Andy, That cat is dead!

Andy: Yeah, because of you catkiller! Are you gonna go out and drown some puppies now? How about strangle some babies while your at it! YOU KILLED MY CAT ASHTON KUTCHER, I HATE YOU!

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Himself, Daphne Aquilera, The Boogie Man, etc...: [doing a documentary on a man who thinks his racist dad was a superhero] My Daddy's superhero name was Kaptain Klean, but i don't know what the other K stands for.

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Daphne: [on a "Making the Video" parody] The concept of this video is: I'm so hot, everyone wants to screw me, and that's pretty much it.

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Andy: [as a designer on a makeover show, after giving the woman getting made-over shoes made from car tires] Not only are these shoes roomy, but they also provide all-weather traction.

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[repeated line]

FEAR Contestant: BUT I'M THE SAFETY!

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Medical Patient: I have cancer.

Andy: No, you mean you have ANGELS!

Medical Patient: No I have cancer.

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Andy: [as Peebop the Clown] Your grandpa went to the big ice cream parlor in the sky!

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Andy: You guys are acting like stupid people. Like a bunch of stupid poor people! Like a bunch of stupid, poor ethnic people!

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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