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(2000 TV Short)

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Neo: Carrie, I have to tell you something about the Matrix.

Carrie Bradshaw: Oh! I threw up in the Matrix didn't I?

Neo: No, no, no, you threw up in the real world. The Matrix is a system created by robots. It's like the real world but it isn't real. The Matrix is real but it's like the real world that isn't real. At least that's what the robots want us to think. But I don't think the robots are real. Wait... Robots, which are real, but they told you it's fake, they know it's real... The numbers are... Wait.

[frustrated]

Neo: I should've written this down.

Carrie Bradshaw: [raises one eyebrow, narrates] Something told me it wasn't the first time he was confused.

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Carrie Bradshaw: Oh, like you two have never woken up covered in goo.

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Neo: This is where you belong, Carrie! Here, in the real world.

Carrie Bradshaw: Neo, your apartment has no natural light. I'm wearing a freakin' potato sack, and I've got an outlet in the back of my head!

Carrie Bradshaw: Screw the real world, give me the Matrix!

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Neo: I'm Neo!

Carrie Bradshaw: [narrates] There he was: cute, cocky, and awfully flexible.

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Morpheus: I am Morpheus.

Carrie Bradshaw: [mimicking him, amused] I am Carrie.

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Samantha Jones: Shh! Get back to the part about the big black man.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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