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9 out of 12 people found the following review useful:
Let's make a giant squid movie in Bulgaria, but set it in New York!, 14 November 2004
Author:
aloep from Dumfries & Galloway, Scotland
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
*Mild Spoilers*
When it's a sequel to something that you've probably never heard of and
something that was probably awful to begin with, you know you're in
trouble. You know you're in even more trouble when it's directed by a
certain Yossi Wein, the master of cheap and crappy Eastern European
filmed action pictures like U.S Seals, Disaster and the likes. I have
been actively seeking out his pictures which are often so bad they're
funny.
The premise of a giant octopus terrorising New York Harbor isn't
really something that can be easily accomplished in a direct to video
movie as with the budgets Yossi Wein works with, he could never afford
to shoot there let alone get a convincing giant octopus created, CGI or
not. So, how exactly has Yossi managed to make a movie called "Octopus
2" set in New York involving a giant octopus?
Badly, is the first word that comes into mind and I wasn't expecting
anything else from Yossi but if you've never seen a movie of his, the
low quality will amaze you. Firstly, instead of actually filming it in
New York, this movie was filmed in and around Sofia, Bulgaria. In an
attempt to convince us that it's New York we're seeing, between almost
every scene it cuts to stock footage of Manhattan, the New York centre
and boats going through the river. A bunch of underwater stock footage
and stock footage from "Daylight" starring Sylvester Stallone is also
used and in the end, a good 30% of the movie must consist of stock
footage mostly of New York and it isn't fooling anything, as all of
this leads to a bunch of continuity errors. For example, it will show
footage of a boat going through the river then cut to new footage of a
completely different boat back in Bulgaria. Also there are big
conflicts in scenery. The area in which Octopus 2 is filmed is
obviously in a river or lake located outside of Sofia as we can see
hills and woodland in the background, as opposed to the built up area
of New York Harbor. But we'll be treated to another 20 seconds of
stock New York footage after seeing this! More and more stuff keeps
popping up, such as horribly out of sync voice dubbing of local
Bulgarian "actors" being used as filler and the ever obvious European
cars.
Now to the effects which are cheesy, cheesy, cheesy. You were probably
wondering how they managed to fill in the giant octopus on a budget.
Well, apparently not even filming it in Sofia, Bulgaria could spare
them enough to create a convincing looking octopus as the giant squid
in this is if anything, even worse than the mechanical shark in Jaws 4:
The Revenge. It's a completely laughable rubber thing which we never
see in full other than in some awful CGI and a small plastic model. The
rubber object is quite obviously operated by hand off camera and gets
wrapped around or hits it's victims from a bunch of different camera
angles (obviously to hide the human operating it). It really is that
bad. But it doesn't end there. Incredibly cheesy modelwork is used
several times including a small model boat and an absolutely hilarious
scene in which the lead has a nightmare about the "octopus" attacking a
plastic toy of the statue of liberty while he is inside it. What this
toy means to him, we will never know! When the octopus is broadcasted
on the news, the news footage is absolutely laughable. We see a woman
reporting it over a completely black background. Talk about cheap.
The characters are also ridiculously unimaginative and clichéd such as
the long time detective who witnesses this giant octopus and everyone
else basically telling him he's insane and that they want to get on
with celebrating the 4th of July and the drunk witness named "Mad Dog".
None of the characters are likable or convincing at all and you don't
remotely care for them. The acting level is really embarrassing and is
even harder to take seriously when you see them in action around stock
footage and laughable effects.
With all the above taken in, this movie has no decent suspense, drama,
thrills or action and like most Yossi Wein movies just comes across as
a complete joke. Don't look at this expecting anything resembling a
decent action/horror movie, this is a bad, bad movie but it's so bad
and played so straight that it is unintentionally hilarious and is
another Grade Z flick for those that enjoy awful cheese!
4 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
Giant Octopus meets NYPD Blue!, 20 August 2002
Author:
giantdevilfish from Pacific Ocean
I liked this movie a lot better then part one until the ending. The acting while not great (remember this is a direct to video movie after all) is a hell of a lot better then the first flick. Furthermore the effects are much better. The Octopus is actually in this movie a lot as opposed to being a minor character in the first flick which dealt with a submarine crew escorting a terrorist back to the U.S.A. Plus the Octopus looks a lot better. While there is really bad CGI effects, most of the effects were utilized with a huge animatronic Octopus as well as various tentacle props giving the Octopus a more solid look rather then BAD painted effects from the first film. HOWEVER the massive Stock footage from part one kinda ruins it after a while, BUT the ending destroyed this movie entirely for me!! To massive amounts of footage of kids singing on a school bus, to a complete and shameless rip-off of the film DAYLIGHT to 15 minutes of kids being rescued from the bus, to a horrible actress pretending to be an old Jewish women to the Octopus getting completely blown to bits only to resurface completely unharmed moments later to 6 different stock footage shots of the Octopus finally blowing up at the end to me scratching my head in disbelief!!
2 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
Oh dear..., 19 October 2007
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Author:
sam_aj_01 from United Kingdom
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When i saw the first octopus movie it was a laugh see the cheesy acting
and appalling effects. This film seemed to make up for the acting, but
not the special effects. After Jaws and Piranha, sure, why not make a
film about a killer octopus? The octopus invades the New York waters,
where 2 police investigators try stopping the rampaging beast before
the 4th of July.
A pretty clean plot and descent happenings but the octopus was pretty
much appalling, its nice to see they actually made it this time but it
looked like a piece of plastic... Better on a big budget really, this
film could have been a good watch. There's a continuous amount of
errors where it wouldn't surprise me if they didn't research the way
octopus live...
Watch this if you like cheap DVD sequels, otherwise your better
watching Jaws.
3 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
This movie hurts my head....., 22 January 2004
Author:
str0ntiumd0g from Belfast
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
******WARNING. Spoilers ahead... although the movie is called Octopus 2.
You
kinda know what you are going to get really.******
I got this movie for Christmas along with 23 other top quality movies
(including the first one) from my fiancee and her mother. They must really
hate me! Only joking! Can't beat a load of bad movies for a great
xmas!
Now Octopus 2 is a movie you have to be in the mood for. It's bad. The
movie
is about an octopus attacking people in New York. Okay this will be a
stretch of the imagination from the very beginning. The first question
that
sprung into my warped little mind was how deep is that river? I mean that
octopus is pretty damn big. It tries to cop a feel of the Statue of
Liberty
at one point. It's obviously very lonely too. Now here is the plot
spoiler-
big mutant octopus attacks and eats random people in New York using bad
special effects and stock footage from the first Octopus movie. What a
cheap
killer octopus!
Now I don't think that this review needs an in depth synopsis of this
masterpiece. It's bad and that is all that needs to be said really. BAD!
However I would like to highlight just one thing that stands out in this
movie and that is our hero Detective Nick. I like this guy. Once he has an
idea in his head he will not let it go. About twenty minutes into this
movie
he has realised that there is an octopus killing people and everyone else
is
wrong. There is no evidence to support this but damn it he is right! How
could it be anything else! His partner as well was so stereotypical it was
scary. He was leaving the scuba team that week! He might as well have
tattooed VICTIM in glowing letters across his forehead.
My recommendation for this movie is buy it! Hilarity prevails in every
scene. Not for the faint of heart or the sane of mind. Oh this is so bad.
Did I say that already?
5 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
Utter garbage, 16 March 2003
Author:
lee nicholson (leeio2002@yahoo.co.uk) from middlesbrough, england
I bought a DVD containing four movies (OCTOPUS/OCTOPUS 2/SPIDERS/SPIDERS 2) for £4. The SPIDERS movies were ok (quite gory for a '15' certificate) and good fun, with good(ish) fx. OCTOPUS 2, on the other hand....was garbage. The octopus played no part in the movie, whatsoever, and the surrounding plot was dull. No violence/no gore/just boredom. And i'll swear blind, it ACTUALLY used shots from DAYLIGHT, during the end, as the roof caved-in, in the tunnel. And with one of the most clumisly filmed/cost effective/unbelievable death scenes of the monster at the end...i give this pathetic movie 1 out of 10 Don't get me wrong, i like what NU-IMAGE are trying to do, with low budgets (they are becoming CORMAN-like in their approach) but this movie has NO plot, NO acting, NO action..and no place in my collection!
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
Not as bad - I've seen worse, 20 August 2011
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Author:
ebiros2 from United States
As far as B sci-fi are concerned, this is a solid middle of the road
movie. I've watched other craps like the Carnosaur series, and the
likes of the Dog Soldier where I have no idea why it gets a high score.
Many of these so called sci-fi movies are rip offs in that they state
certain monster will appear, but when you see it, the total appearance
time of the monster is less than a minute or two, and other 90 minutes
is a filler where soldiers or who ever is acting scared and shouting
macho BS. Many of them happens in such a dark setting that you can
hardly see any details like AVP 2.
Compared to these, Octopus 2 has solid performance both from the actors
and the octopus. There's a story that's believable, and the actions are
not bad either.
There are other bad movies out there that's lot worse, and after seeing
sci-fi movies for years, this is a solid middle of the road piece.
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
The only thing your capable of killing is a few brain cells, 15 December 2008
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Author:
sol1218 from brooklyn NY
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(There are Spoilers) Ridicules but entertaining monster movie involving
this now you see it now you don't giant octopus who's causing havoc in
the East River. Almost all the action in the movie takes place not far
from where the World Trade Center used to be in downtown Manhattan.
The killer octopus who was swept down to New York Bay, from its
breeding grounds in Nova Scotia, by a major storm has found that New
Yorkers are a lot more tasty then what it's been feeding on up north
and decided to make New York its home away from home. New York City
Harbor Patrol cops Nick Hatfield & Walter McNair,Michael Reily Burke &
Fredric Lehne, get involved with the octopus almost by accident by
arresting a top New York City Judge,Harry Anichkin, for trafficking in
illegal drugs on his sailboat. Da Judge almost gets the two cops busted
for false arrest but, being the drug peddler that he is, later in the
film ends up being dragged down, with his stash of drugs, to the bottom
of the East River by the shadowy octopus.
At first treated as nothing more then a practical joke the octopus
makes himself known by eating a number of tourists and destroying a tug
boat and it's entire crew in the East River. With the evidence mounting
that there's a real danger looming over the city's millennium July 4th
celebration the Mayor, Duncan Fraser, is determined to have it go on
even if it means the possible deaths of hundreds of New Yorkers by
attracting the killer octopus, uninvited of course, to it!
The inept special effects make the killer octopus about as scary as the
rubber octopus used in the Ed Wood bad movie classic "Bride of the
Monster". In fact the Ed Wood vision was a lot more funnier by having a
72 year old, who's recovering from heroin addiction, Bela Lugosi have
it out with it with Bela doing the work of both the octopus, who's
mechanical motor conked out during the filming, and himself.
The movie itself didn't end where the octopus was supposed to have its
last stand in the waters of New York Harbor but of all place in the
Brooklyn Battery Tunnel that just happens to be water free! We were
given this big build up about the octopus planning to crash the big
July 4th celebration that's supposed to have some 20,000 boats of all
sizes and shapes in New York Harbor! But about the only boats we saw
celebrating, if you can call it that, was a few tug and NYPD harbor
patrol boats with their crews totally oblivious of what was going on,
the big July 4th celebration, all around them.
The movie seemed to get lost in its storyline when it started to forget
that it was about a giant killer octopus not a sequel to the Sylvester
Stallone auctioneer "Daylight". Nick who has his hands full saving a
bus load of school children stuck in the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel
suddenly realizes, by probably being reminded off camera, that he's in
the wrong movie and gets back to business by blasting the octopus, who
seems to appeared out of nowhere, to pieces only after he already put
it away, or seemed to have, some 15 minutes earlier!
One of the last movies to have in it on location shots of the now
non-existent, due to the 9/11 attacks, World Trade Center which has
more screen time then anyone, including the killer octopus, in the
film. There's also the oddity of having the WTC moved around in the
movie where we get to see it both south, where it actually was
situated, and north, where it never was, of New York's City Hall!
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
An example of when a sequel is better than the original., 28 May 2005
Author:
Prolox from Canada
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I know that this film has received a lot of negative reviews from fans
& critics, but unfortunately I'm not one of them that thinks that this
movie is stupid, yes this film is far from being a really great horror
movie, but when compared to the original, OCTOPUS II looks like a
masterpiece & in my opinion was loads better than the dull original, at
least this was an actual mutant Octopus movie & not some lifeless,
action picture with the Octopus in the back seat. The Octopus monster
was neat & better looking this time out & the acting & directing was
pretty good, plus the film is easier to watch without dozing off. Give
it a try, you might like it, it's kind of fun in a B movie sort of way.
If you never seen the original don't worry, OCTOPUS 2 has no connection
with the original & is a much better movie.
*** stars
2 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
A pretty good sequel (When did they demand a sequel?), 12 October 2006
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Author:
rdthomp from Canada
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This is the sequel to Octopus.
Pff... OK. A lot of stock footage, but pretty good. I'm surprised that
they actually had a giant robot octopus that actually didn't look that
bad! I was actually quite surprised by that.
The movie overall was just OK fun. It never explained how the octopus
got so big, and isn't linked it anyway to the first. But it was still
fun.
The ending me and my friend laughed at. Basically, after blowing the
octopus up once, the two main characters launch a bomb, and five
explosions, most stock footage, appear on screen! We joked that they
went to the dollar store and bought a 'five missiles in one' toy!
Believe me, it has to be seen to believe! Overall just stupid fun.
Worth giving a chance, buying if it's cheap.
2 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
We go down to the river
And into the river we DIE!, 25 July 2006
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Author:
Coventry from the Draconian Swamp of Unholy Souls
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"Octopus", released one year before, was a bad movie that wasted an hour and a half of my (not-so) precious life, so why the hell would I bother to see a sequel? Actually, I don't know why but I did bother. And I'm somewhat glad I did, because part two is definitely a slight improvement over the first! "Octopus" was a really boring underwater monster-movie and, in the end, a ridiculously over-sized sea creature ate an entire cruise ship! At least here the action is more spread, the pace is faster and the script is less ambitious. Part two is more like a silly & cheesy "Jaws"-rip off that can easily be enjoyed by horror fans as long as they switch off all brain functions. A couple of days prior to the big 4th of July celebration, there are an unusual amount of accidents happening in New York's East River. An over-enthusiast diver cop quickly suggests that a flesh-eating octopus made the river to his territory but, of course, no one in his force or at City Hall takes him serious. Apparently none of the characters ever watched any 70's creature features, as it takes several more casualties before the Captain acknowledges there really is an octopus swimming in his river. The phony sea-critter is pretty damn huge, yet the screenplay never attempts to give a reason for its enormous proportions. No water pollution theories, genetic mutations or leaking barrels of toxic waste here Just a mean big squid sightseeing the Big Apple for no reason! Quite clever, actually! At least this way they're not making things any worse! The heroic scuba-cop and his fresh love interest eventually blow up the eight-armed monster (twice!!) just in time to enjoy the Independence Day fireworks. I love happy endings. The special effects are okay, I guess, considering it's a typical Nu-Image production. The acting performances are pretty weak and there should have been at least a bit of nudity. Near the end of the film, the story really exaggerates with the use of embarrassing clichés, though! An entire bus of foreign children trapped in an underwater tunnel? C'mon
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