Hey ladies in the place, I'm callin' out to ya. There never was a city kid truer and bluer. There's more to me than you'll ever know. And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh.
Tom Thumb, Tom Cushman, or Tom Foolery. Date women on TV with the help of Chuck Woolery. Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon. And I'm always out looking for a female companion.
I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib. I took off her moccasins and put on the bib. I'm wheelin' and ...