Phoenix Nights (2001–2002)

Toby Foster: Les

Quotes 

• Brian Potter : Don't talk to me about upper body strength, Lesley! My forearms are massive!

  Les : An' we all know why that is don't we? Too much "Trumpet Polishin'"

• Brian Potter : I have a dream, people, I have a dream. If we build it, they will come.

  Les : Build what?

  Brian Potter : A new Phoenix.

  Jerry St Clair : Here we go again.

  Brian Potter : Bigger, better, faster, stronger, rising out of the ashes. A superclub, a King of clubs only this time we'll have it all. A restaurant, a bistro - we'll serve food.

  Jerry St Clair : Food eh?

  Brian Potter : But not just any old food Jerry. Proper food - scampi, chicken Kievs, garlic bread...

  Max : Garlic bread?

  Brian Potter : Garlic bread, that's right Max. Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.