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(2001–2002)

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Arrested Criminal: [Mike pulls a taxi driver out of a his cab after a wise remark and proceeds to beat the hell out of him.] Damn! Is your partner crazy?

Terrence 'Pip' Phillips: No, he just quit smoking.

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Jan Fendrich: So what is it about the idea of two women having sex that's such a turn on for guys?

Mike McNeill: Well, it's like the idea of one woman having sex, only... it's two.

Jan Fendrich: Oh, well, thanks for clearing that up.

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Mike McNeill: What the hell is this?

Frank: It's coffee. Almond Maple Roast.

Mike McNeil: When did Baskin-Robbins start making coffee? Echhh.

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Mike McNeil: Thank you for your time.

Restaurant employee: Are you really a cop?

Mike McNeil: Yeah.

Restaurant employee: So, you're like, in the "Bird Homicide" department.

[Mike begins to walk away]

Restaurant employee: See ya later, bird detective!

Mike McNeil: Ok, you want to know why I'm investigating this? This whole bird poisoning thing, it's a part of a much bigger conspiracy. Can you keep a secret?

Restaurant employee: Yeah, sure.

Mike McNeil: That is the biggest zit I've seen in my entire life.

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