Daddy, is Santa going to jail?
No, Son, he's not really Santa.
Is there no Santa?
See that, Sir? Now you got a kid who thinks there's no Santa. You happy?
I'd rather have him believe in no Santa, than in a Santa who does 12 years for home invasion and murder.
Sir, yes it's true, I've done time. But when you think about it, what does Santa do every year than committ a form of home invasion? A very loving and generous form of home invasion, yes, but still home invasion. And as for murder, well I ...
The Almost Perfect Christmas
Performed by Dana Carvey
, Phil Hartman
, Jan Hooks
, Victoria Jackson
, and Julia Sweeney See more