What's Christmas without the kids, huh? Kids, wanna hear Gumby tell you a Christmas story?
Then gather around and keep your damn mouths shut. Here's a little story, it's called, "The Night After Christmas". "It was the day after Christmas, the world was peaceful and calm. Santa Claus had been delivering toys all night and his back hurt him so. He was very tired so he went to his kitchen and fixed himself a cup of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate. Just then an elf named Fred came up and said, '...
Ballad of the Co-Dependent
Performed by Phil Hartman See more