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House of Mouse (TV Series 2001–2002) Poster

(2001–2002)

Quotes

Queen of Hearts: You'll have to go fish for a better deal, because we give the competition the royal flush.

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Goofy: Two pigs were wallowing in the mud... no, wait, that's a dirty joke. Ding-dong. No, wait, that should be knock-knock.

Talking Doorknob: Oh, who's there, who's there?

Goofy: Oh, never mind. Knock-knock jokes stink.

Talking Doorknob: Hmph. I take that as a personal slam on doors.

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Cinderella: But Mickey, I need the pumpkin. It's my ride home.

Mickey: I'll find you a new ride home.

Cinderella: Well, all right, but I must leave by midnight.

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Clarabelle: Dopey may leave the Seven Dwarfs to pursue more dramatic roles. Next, over at Lady and the Tramp's, Tramp came home late and caused a bit of a dog fight between him and Lady...

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Max: You got me a car?

Goofy: Even better. I got you your own parking space.

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Mickey: See ya real soon.

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[Pete is accused of stealing the cartoons]

Pete: This rope isn't mine. My fingerprints here don't prove nothin' and I don't even know Horace Horsecollar.

Horace: Hey Pete.

Pete: Oh, hey Horace. How's it goin'?

Horace: Goin' all right? How's the wife and kids?

Pete: Can't complain.

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Goofy: What're you all doin'?

Mickey: Just hanging out with Max.

Goofy: I thought you were trying to keep me from seein' that car Max crashed through the wall.

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Max: Head waiter is the easiest job. All you do is order the penguins around and read the funny menu.

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Max: HOLD IT. Will everybody PLEASE stop fussing over us. I hate to complain, but I asked for us to be left alone and I've never seen so many people in my life. What's next? A marching band?

[a marching band is waiting in the lobby]

Daisy: Sorry, guys. Your gig's off.

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Goofy: [At the phone company] This is the party line. Oh, water line, red line, dandy line, hair line, life line, fe-line, airline, firin' line, incline.

[Donald Duck is wrapped up in phone lines]

Goofy: I guess Donald is the "Line" King.

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Voiceover: In the hip-hop world, you want to be phat.

Goofy: Fat? It's these pants, right?

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Von Drake: Hello there! And welcome to Von Drake's House of Genius. This is the house, and I am the genius.

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Daisy: Goofy better hurry. Our guests are getting hungry.

Timothy Mouse: We can surly use some food over here, right Dumbo?

[Dumbo spots Timothy as a peanut]

Timothy Mouse: Dumbo?

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Minnie Mouse: The cartoon stopped? What's wrong?

Horace Horsecollar: It wasn't me.

Mickey: It's the Censor Monkeys! They stopped the cartoon!

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Timothy Mouse: Hey, where's Mickey?

Timon: Yeah, having Mickey on stage might not be such a bad idea.

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Minnie Mouse: Mickey, we're missing our first act, Jafar and Iago.

Mickey: Gee. I hope they're not lost.

Iago: We are so lost!

Jafar: Calm down Iago, Mickey wouldn't replace us.

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Mickey: Minnie! There's no audience.

Minnie Mouse: I know, that's because nobody want's to see Pete day.

Mickey: Aw, we knew this would happen, I bet Pete's really mad, huh?

Minnie Mouse: Uh-uh! I'm busy right now! Bye-bye!

[Minnie runs away]

Mickey: Say uh, Pluto, ha-ha!

Pluto: Uh-uh!

[Pluto runs away]

Mickey: Aw, Zipity Doo darn!

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Goofy: [to Dumbo] Hyuck! Peanuts are going fast.

[Chip and Dale stoled the nuts from Dumbo]

Goofy: See? What I tell you.

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Basil of Baker Street: Dawson you fool, can't you see it's a trap?

[Ratigan opens the drain]

Ratigan: Curses!

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[Jiminy accidently slouched Mickey]

Jiminy Cricket: Uh-uh-uh! Don't slouch.

Minnie Mouse: The problem is, he's Pinocchio's consience, not yours.

Mickey: We just need a way for Jiminy to realize that.

[cut to Jiminy and Minnie]

Jiminy Cricket: Me? Perform? Why, I don't know what to do.

Minnie Mouse: Why, not let your consience be your guide?

Mike: And now, Jiminy Cricket!

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Goofy: Then I should break my leg.

Gaston: No one breaks a leg like Gaston!

[goes to the side and breaks his leg]

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Minnie Mouse: Oh Clarabelle!

[runs off crying]

Lumiere: Hey! Hey! Where's the fire?

Cogsworth: She shouldn't be running off, isn't it her time?

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Mother: Don't touch the villain dear.

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Pumbaa: Hey Timon, I should tell you I got a rumbly in my tumbly.

[Pumbaa starts to rumble]

Sneezy: [gasp] He's gonna blow!

[an ostrich hides in the cake]

Timothy Mouse: Let's fly Dumbo!

[Dumbo flies]

Sneezy: Ah-choo! I can't smell anything anyway.

Mickey: Donald! Don't!

[When Donald tries to get Pumbaa out of the House of Mouse before he can stink up it, but it was too late]

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Mickey: [serves something to Pooh] Here's your poo-poo platter, Pooh.

[Pooh takes a bite out of it and grows 15 feet tall]

Mickey: Oops! Wrong dish!

[moves the platter to Alice's table]

Mickey: That's for Alice.

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[Donald runs through the women's changing rooms after baby Shelby. When he comes out, he is wearing a pink blouse, a darker pink bow and skirt and blue high heels. He runs right into Daisy]

Donald: Oh, no!

[sheepishly]

Donald: Uh, hiya, Daisy.

Daisy: So *this* is what you do all day!

[Donald opens his mouth to say something, but Daisy walks off]

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[Donald crashes a riding mower into a women's clothing display. He is wearing a green women's hat, a blonde wig, a purple blouse and a purple bra. He is seated on the lower half of a dummy in such a way that it seems he has women's legs and is wearing a blue skirt and high heels. Daisy sees him]

Daisy: It's true!

[Donald realizes what it looks like and tries to explain, but Daisy runs off sobbing]

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[Goofy is paracycling and relaxing as he falls through the air]

Voiceover: As the ground looms, it is time to activate the parachute.

[Goofy does nothing]

Voiceover: ... I said, ACTIVATE THE PARACHUTE! And you should always open it...

[Goofy opens up his parachute - below him]

Voiceover: ... above you.

[Goofy gets tangled in it]

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Big Bad Wolf: Three little pigs in a blanket.

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Pete: You did put on a show, even if Mickey Mouse prancin' around in Christmas lights ain't much of one.

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Mortimer Mouse: [to Cinderella] Hey Cindy, you're looking for a shoe, I got one your size.

[imitating Dumbo]

Mortimer Mouse: Hey, look at me! I'm Dumbo! Ha!

[Dumbo and Timothy stared at Mortimer because he imitates Dumbo]

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Pumbaa: Hey Timon, I should tell you I got a rumbly in my tumbly.

[Pumbaa starts to rumble]

Timon: [gasp] He's gonna blow!

[an ostrich hides in the cake]

Timothy Mouse: Let's fly Dumbo!

[Dumbo flies]

Sneezy: Ah-choo! I can't smell anything anyway.

Mickey: Donald! Don't!

[When Donald tries to get Pumbaa out of the House of Mouse before he can stink up it, but it was too late]

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Mickey: Well, Goofy, Super Goof, he's got to be non other than...

Clarabelle: Dumbo!

Goofy: Oh, come on! I maybe Goofy, but I'm not even that stupid!

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Mickey: Oh, boy! Bibbidi Bobbidi Stew!

[the stew was gone, cut to Goofy]

Goofy: Folks, I feel just awful. Does anyone need anything? Maybe some more stew?

Audience: No!

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[In "How to be a gentlemen]

Voiceover: ...and now onto the gentleman's wardrobe.

[a shade appears around Goofy, then moves away. He is wearing a blonde wig, eyeshadow, elbow-length gloves, an emerald ring, a red evening dress and red high heels]

Goofy: Hyuk! Fetching!

Voiceover: Ahem! A gentle-*MAN'S* wardrobe!

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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