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Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (Video Game 1996) Poster

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[Princess Toadstool is crying]

Booster: Oh. My dear. What is this? Water coming from your eyes. Are you leaking, my dear?

[He licks some of her tears]

Booster: Tastes salty!

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[Mario attempts to run up to Bowyer wanting to fight him, but Mallow stops him]

Mallow: Who do you think you are? Bruce Lee?

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Mallow: [about Krocko] Why didn't you stop him?

Toad: I'm afraid I left my bazooka at home. Geez! Give me a break!

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Mushroom King: There was an explosion at Bowser's Castle. It was so lout I almost dropped my spores!

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Snifit: Uh, Sir? I think the groom is supposed to be on the right side.

Booster: I knew that! I was testing!

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[Princess goes in to kiss Mario but goes completely past him. Booster and Bowser go in to kiss the Princess but end up kissing Mario]

Bowser: Is that you, Princess?

Booster: Your face kinda feels like sandpaper!

[They realize it's Mario]

BowserBooster: WHAT THE?

Princess Toadstool: Hee hee hee! That's one for the book!

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Mushroom Kid: 1... 2... 3! Hey, Mario! You think if I practiced enough, I could be as good a jumper as you?

Mario: Yeah right, kid!

Mushroom Kid: [dissapointed] Thanks a bunch.

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Axem Yellow: Yo, Red!

Axem Red: What?

Axem Yellow: I'm hungry!

Axem Red: Bite your tongue!

Axem Pink: Yo, Red!

Axem Red: What?

Axem Pink: My makeup is running!

Axem Red: Use a different brand!

Axem Green: Yo, Red!

Axem Red: What?

Axem Green: I've got a headache!

Axem Red: You're way out of shape!

Axem Black: Yo, Red!

Axem Red: What?

Axem Black: My shades broke!

Axem Red: Serves you right!

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Bowser: Mario! No one is authorized to kidnap the princess except me! It just wouldn't be right!

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Mallow: [after Mario stumbles upon his wish] Hey! That wish is private! Why are you invading people's wishes!

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Frogfucius: Grasshopper, do you not think it is rude to stand on my dining room table?

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Gaz: Mom! You'll never believe what I just saw! It was amazing, Mom! I just saw Geno walk into the forest! Neat, huh?

Gaz's Mother: Yes, dear. That's nice, dear. And isn't Geno the one who broke the lamp the other day?

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Geno: Well, we won the battle. Now I hope we don't lose the war. Where are Dyna and the star?

[Star appears]

Geno: I guess my question's just been answered.

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Dyna: [after she and Mario came crashing through the roof of her house] We're home!

Ma'Mole: Gracious! They really did drop in on us!

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Snifit: We're pretty sure Mr. Moustache can't break in here, but that turtle looks pretty mean. He could be trouble!

Bowser: They have no idea what they're up against! I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can! I'll bust this open in no time!

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Snifit: Booster, sir. I think the bride may be crying.

Booster: Crying? But that's what people do when they're sad. How disgusting! That stuff must be corrosive! It tastes like the sea!

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Booster: hose tears will make her ruin the cake! Make her stop before Mario breaks in!

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Mallow: We'd better get a move on, Mario! I'll make you eat my dust if you don't!

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Yardovich: I am Yardovich, a member of Smithy's gang! Shocked? It's no wonder! My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless.

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Jonathan Jones: Yo, mate. Just because we're buds doesn't give you the right to stand on my head!

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Yardovich: I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes! No wonder I'm so important!

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