A pub owner purchases a giant shrimp that has washed up on the English shore, teaches it to box, and hits the road in search of fame and fortune.

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Bill Simmonds
Madhav Sharma ...
Hamid Choudhury
John Line ...
Eric
Jim Ranford ...
Jim
Eugene Ford ...
Bald Pub Regular
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Steve Crump
Martin Gregory ...
Taxi Driver
Louise Mardenborough ...
Shaz Smyth
Amanda Miles ...
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Matthew King ...
Lad
Bob Mason ...
Tony
Jane Galloway ...
PR Woman
Simon Smithies ...
PR Man
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Clive
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A pub owner purchases a giant shrimp that has washed up on the English shore, teaches it to box, and hits the road in search of fame and fortune.

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Three ordinary people going for gold - with a seven foot boxing shrimp.


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Never to be seen?
29 February 2012 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

Apparently this film was made as a tax dodge with no particular intention of releasing it http://goo.gl/W1kfd

Argh I now need to write another 10 lines to get this to post, there is not really much more to say about a film that will probably never be released really. Its kind of a shame the clips that the production company have put up on http://www.fortmarkfilms.com/film.html look quite fun really.

I rather liked the bit where they were being mocked by some youths and the landlord goes down in one punch and there is a certain charm in. Hmm have I got to 10 lines yet?


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