A pub owner purchases a giant shrimp that has washed up on the English shore, teaches it to box, and hits the road in search of fame and fortune.

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Bill Simmonds
Madhav Sharma ...
Hamid Choudhury
John Line ...
Eric
Jim Ranford ...
Jim
Eugene Ford ...
Bald Pub Regular
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Steve Crump
Martin Gregory ...
Taxi Driver
Louise Mardenborough ...
Shaz Smyth
Amanda Miles ...
Woman
Matthew King ...
Lad
Bob Mason ...
Tony
Jane Galloway ...
PR Woman
Simon Smithies ...
PR Man
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Clive
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A pub owner purchases a giant shrimp that has washed up on the English shore, teaches it to box, and hits the road in search of fame and fortune.

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Three ordinary people going for gold - with a seven foot boxing shrimp.


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Never to be seen?
29 February 2012 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

Apparently this film was made as a tax dodge with no particular intention of releasing it http://goo.gl/W1kfd

Argh I now need to write another 10 lines to get this to post, there is not really much more to say about a film that will probably never be released really. Its kind of a shame the clips that the production company have put up on http://www.fortmarkfilms.com/film.html look quite fun really.

I rather liked the bit where they were being mocked by some youths and the landlord goes down in one punch and there is a certain charm in. Hmm have I got to 10 lines yet?


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