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R.S.V.P. (2002) Poster

(I) (2002)

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Garrett: Your overeducated, undermotivated, scrawny little toothpick ass shows up at my site,

[In Jamaican accent]

Garrett: I'll be damned if I be given it a job.

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Terry: You know, security's tight these days, Republican White House and all.

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Nick: You look like one man who could use a drink.

Hal Evans: You have no idea.

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Nick: [To the other guests, about Hal] Don't let the poor schlep's appearance fool you, though, he actually is quite harmless.

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Nick: What exactly is the object of this game?

Hal Evans: Where's Jim?

Nick: He's not here yet.

Hal Evans: No, stupid, that's the object of the game.

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Hal Evans: Bandiero.

Skyles: What the fuck are you, Irish or Spanish?

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Hal Evans: Now, I could be famous by sunrise if I really wanted to.

Jordan: Oh really? And how's that?

Hal Evans: I'd kill everyone in this room.

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Skyles: What is the correlation here between this freak and death?

Hal Evans: A, I readily concede that I am a freak, right, and B, death is just this particular freak's hobby and occupation.

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Hal Evans: [To Nick] Ten people dead without anyone sayin' a word. I mean, it's downright impressive. I imagine I'll be teaching it real soon. So don't get me wrong pal when I say that you're a crazy mother fucker and they're going to fry your ass.

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Hal Evans: [To Jordan] In case you haven't noticed, that crazy fuck out there's got a gun, and I... we DON'T! Just look around for a weapon.

[Jordan holds the base of a lamp]

Hal Evans: . A REAL WEAPON!

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[Nick is pointing the gun at Hal and Jordan]

Hal: You know, for a big brain Nick, you're awfully fucking stupid.

Nick: Smart enough to beat you.

Hal: *Beat?* Hah! Shit, boy! Did you ever stop for fucking one goddamn minute and take a good arm's length look at the fucking situation, eh? You're nothin' but a show, my friend - a little experiment that I've privately undertaken, that I readily admit's gone a *wee* bit wrong. Right, question: how much bullshit do I have to fill an overly-intelligent, but fucking emotionally retarded kid's head with before he steps, or in Nick's case *leaps*, with both feet *and* a kitchen sink, over the edge?

Jordan: Evidentally, not fucking much!

Hal: Just whispered fucking sweet nothings about murder and mayhem into his ear and three semesters later, he's got his best friend stuffed into a box, man. Jesus, kid, wake the fuck up! You're not in control here, I am, always have been!

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Terry: I'm a modern-day alchemist, baby. Ain't nothing gonna bring me down.

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