SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

User Rating:

1.4/10   

Director:

Bob Clark

Writers:

Steven Paul (story)
Gregory Poppen (screenplay)

Release Date:

27 August 2004 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy | Family

Tagline:

The New Dirty Dozen... Time For A Change!

Plot:

A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere.

Plot Keywords:

Sequel | Good Versus Evil | Computer | Second Part | Critically Bashed

Awards:

4 nominations

Cast

Jon Voight	...	Bill Biscane / Kane
Scott Baio	...	Stan Bobbins
Vanessa Angel	...	Jean Bobbins
Skyler Shaye	...	Kylie
Justin Chatwin	...	Zack
Peter Wingfield	...	Crowe
Gerry Fitzgerald	...	Kahuna
Leo Fitzgerald	...	Kahuna
Myles Fitzgerald	...	Kahuna
Max Iles	...	Archie
Michael Iles	...	Archie
Jared Scheideman	...	Finkleman
Jordan Scheideman	...	Finkleman
Maia Bastidas	...	Rosita
Keana Bastidas	...	Rosita

Also Known As:

Baby Geniuses 2 (UK) (working title)
Baby Geniuses 2: Return of the Super Babies (USA) (working title)

MPAA:

Rated PG for action violence and some rude humor. (also family edition)

Runtime:

88 min

Country:

Germany | UK | USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Sound Mix:

DTS | Dolby Digital | SDDS

Certification:

Brazil:Livre | Philippines:G | Singapore:PG | UK:U | USA:PG

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

ApolloMedia

Trivia:

Last film directed by Bob Clark. He died in a car accident in April 2007.

Quotes:

Stan Bobbins: We'll become the McDonalds of babies.
Jean Bobbins: [sarcastic] Great, we'll be known as McBaby.

Movie Connections:

Follows Baby Geniuses (1999)

Soundtrack:

Watch Your Step

The goggles, they do nothing

I took two kids (nine and four) to see this movie. I knew it wouldn't be good, because the first one wasn't, and this one is a sequel starring Scott Baio. Now I volunteer to watch bad movies, and I'm easily amused, but I had no idea it would be like this. Never have I wanted so badly to dig my eyes out with a spoon. Everyone in the cast could benefit from a lobotomy. I don't count the actual babies because I'm not convinced they were real. The teen romance is on par with the touching love story in "Young Lust in the Leper Colony". And there was... a moral? Somewhere? Yeah, the moral is children are idiots, parents are suckers, and you'll watch our brain-damaging movies and like them. This movie makes me nostalgic for "Glitter", "From Justin To Kelly" and "Manos: The Hands of Fate". And I would rather be nailed to a chair and forced to watch those three films back to back for a week, than sit through this piece of s**t movie, ever again.

For the record, I had a blinding headache after the first 20 minutes, the four year old threw up, and the nine year old fell asleep. So nobody wins.