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7 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
The movie that started it all. . ., 26 February 2002
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Author:
Zalis (zalis_@hotmail.com) from Somewhere in the W.P.P.
I had known who Mary-Kate & Ashley were since the Full house days. . .I knew they had some videos and movies, but when I saw this film on Fox Family in November, I decided that their movies were worth a look. After seeing a few, "Our Lips are Sealed" remains one of the better ones. It's got some action, some decent lines, and an endearing "clean" quality to it. You see, I'm a 20 year old male, and I've seen my share of sexy & violent movies. It's nice to see that some people still want to make G-rated movies. However, it's not exactly a "great" movie. . .if you're older than the twins, there's several "eye-roller" moments, and there's not a whole lot of effort to differentiate the girls. If you are a MK & A fan, I'd recommend the DVD, because it has commentary from the girls and other cool features.
8 out of 12 people found the following review useful:
i liked it!, 10 August 2003
Author:
SpookyPie88 from United Kingdom
As far as olsen films go, this one was really good. The film wasnt 100%
about the girls and did well because of it. The acting was good in this
film
and the plot, though weak, was very entertaining.
The twins excel in this film and deliver very charming, likable
performances. They should definatly do more films like this one.
The actors who really make this film worth watching though, are those who
play the two crooks after the girls. They are hilarious! It is really
refreshing in an olsen film for someone else to get the good lines.
Apart from that the girls also didnt kiss a boy *gasp*, they didnt go
shopping and they didnt use any of their silly teenage lines. They also
didnt seem to be as full of themselves as they usually come across as on
screen which really helped this film.
All round this is a cute film, with cute characters and a cute plot. It
may
not be the best film ever made but its still very enjoyable and can be
very
funny at times.I recommend it for kids and any Olsen fans!
4 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
CAN'T KEEP THERE MOUTH SHUT, 22 January 2003
Author:
Butterworthp from Leicester, england
This movie was not the greatest olsen movie which happens to be it takes two but that just my opinion but anyway this move seemed dry at times with nothing much happeing at all i would have thought they would of had the bad guys on there back a bit more but instead they were doing the usual stuff like hooking up with cute guys and getting into a popular crowd of people but at this point in there careers thay are starting to grow up. I would give this 6 out of 10
2 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
Beautiful, just beautiful., 8 July 2011
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ihurtmywidgie from United States
After taking the time out my busy schedule to check out some of the reviews for my all-time favorite movie, I was utterly shocked and upset to find that it had such a low rating! This is a flawlessly produced movie consisting of love, heartbreak, horror, action, and dancing. I can't think of any other movie that contains all of these elements that also keeps the audience entertained throughout the entire movie. It was a truly original story where two sisters along with their family are put into the witness protection program after gunning down a criminal with a bottle of ketchup (LOL!) I thought it was very realistic how the girls kept blabbing about why they had moved to all the different towns. Who can count on teenage girls to keep a secret anyway? Their representation of Australia seemed very accurate and it really makes me want to visit there! They all seem so friendly! Except for that retched Victoria! If I ever see her, I'll sure give her a piece of my mind! My favorite part of the movie was during the surf war! It was exciting, definitely a nail-biter. I love when the boy hurts his widgie. It's hard to tell what he is referring to his widgie at first but then I realized what he meant. That is one of my favorite lines of any movie if you couldn't tell by my user-name! Overall, this is an excellent film. Perfectly scripted, and amazing in every way. I recommend it to EVERYONE!!
2 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
Eurgh., 5 June 2008
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miss-marissa-xox from United Kingdom
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Oh my days. I felt like gouging my eyeballs out and attacking the
person who inflicted this movie on me. It takes Mary-Kate and Ashley to
an all time low. Heres why:
1. What is with all of the Australian stereotypes? 'Subtitles please.'
They wouldn't need subtitles if they had had the poor Australians
talking like they usually do! Oh and the kangaroo pet. Isn't that
illegal? Now i cant really speak for everyone but I'm sure at like 15
most people know what a boomerang is!
'Dude your frisbee is broken' DUDE SHUT UP!
2. Why, after the first time they had to move did they not shut the
hell up?! Oh come on. If my family were at risk i would learn to shut
up - it's not that hard.
3. Emmil Hatchu or whatever the 'bad guys' name was. What was with
him?! He just generally annoyed me. He needed to get back to that
Urugli place of his.
4. The twins end up living in a B&B (that's dead popular and has what
two guests the whole time the film is dragging on). So where the hell
did they get the equipment to make that dodgy trap thing that inflicted
Victoria to a lot of humiliation. I mean she got covered in feathers
for goodness sake?!
5. They go to that theme park + somehow happen to ride a roller-coaster
with no-one actually controlling it. They should be still on that ride
NOW. Or dead. Im not sure.
6. There were bits that I'm guessing were supposed to be funny and turn
this movie into a light-hearted comedy. But the thing was: no matter
how hard those bits tried to be funny, they weren't. I got more laughs
out of laughing at that cancer-stick-obsessed mum of theirs whose mouth
was like the Mersey Tunnel.
7. Those two robber guys at the start, you know, the ones who knicked
the diamond in the first place? Yeah those guys. Errm, why the hell did
a minute squirt of ketchup manage to knock him down? I know it's
supposed to be funny. But its not. Maybe I'm too old for this film, but
hey I'm only 15. And when i first watched it i was like 10 and i didn't
find it funny then.
Enough said.
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
critique, 18 May 2002
Author:
san_wendi from London, England
i didn't like this film, i thought it was very disappointing. After the fun of passport to paris, i thought our lips are sealed would have a much better plot. However talking to the screen for the whole movie as though they were deciding (whilst making the movie) what should happen next was not cool. The film lacked any real depth, and the subplot about the girls trying to fit in was poorly executed. On a positive side the acting was better than some other olsen twin films, although until they move away from the fluffy movies of travelling around the world to meet boys (in the pretense of a more significant plotline), their movies remain stooped in the "tween girl" market.
Rebuttle, 10 May 2013
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Author:
jeffdotburgess from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
5. They go to that theme park + somehow happen to ride a roller-coaster
with no-one actually controlling it. They should be still on that ride
NOW. Or dead. Im not sure.
UM. EXCUSE ME! CHECK YOUR FACTS AT THE DOOR
It's obvious (since both twin couples are in the front seats) that they
obviously took turns on the roller-coaster. This is further proved by
the ferris wheel scene, which demonstrates the male twins'
comprehensive knowledge of ride operation.
In other news, the film's good.
I love the twins. Twin twins. It's like rule 63 MK & Ash.
Also: I think they only had one shot of the kangaroo.
It was deec. Not so much a film as it is a collection of moving images
synced with audio.
I can't say that I didn't enjoy it, 2 April 2003
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Author:
Linda-Lee
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
The story was their typical one: the girls go off to some foreign place for
whatever reason (London, Paris, Rome, the Caribbean), in this case it was
Australia, they meet some very cute boys-Pete and Avery (as usual Pete fell
for one twin and Avery the other. Wouldn't it be great to see the twins fall
for one guy? Or both guys fall for one of the girls?), and their main
priorities in life are clothes, lip gloss, great hair, being popular, and
having boyfriends, not necessarily in that order. But as far as most
Mary-Kate and Ashley movies go this one was pretty good!
(Some spoilers within, but nothing you couldn't figure out from knowing it's
an Olsen twin film)
The reason the Parker family goes to Australia under the alias of Turtleby
is simple- the girls witnessed a crime (actually they saw the man who stole
the precious Neil Diamond running out of the museum, they did not actually
see him steal it, but still) and they have such a hard time keeping their
mouths shut that they've lived all over the United States and now they are
all out of places in America so they have to go to the last place on
earth-Australia!
Aussie life is seems great to them, hanging out on the beach, beach parties,
cute surfer boys, great shopping, but unfortunately to have a good time they
think that forever reason they need to get into the posse led by Victoria,
they try a number of things to get in- speaking the Australian way, avoiding
the 'geeks,' the 'surfies,' the 'nerds,' etc, surfing, eating Australian
food, and more. All seems lost as the 'royal court' loved Abby and Maddie,
but the 'queen' still needed some convincing--but only until the smashed a
soda can on their head were they admitted in. Once in they have a terrific
time hanging out on the beach, and Victoria's father's yacht, with the
popular kids. But then they meet two extremely hot guys whom are not in the
posse that they are in but rather the group called the surfies. The leader
of the posse, Victoria, tells them "hang with them and you can forget about
the party, and everything that goes with it." (They then literally run into
them when they get freaked out, and they go to Lunar Park together, which is
closed but that's okay because Avery's dad owns the place) They go to the
yacht party only to find Avery and Pete (the hot guys, remember?) show up
and agree with the leaders of the posse to have a surf-off whoever wins
keeps the beach, and the loser moves down somewhere (but not after a little
flirting with Abby and Maddie across the boat :)). The boys then leave and
everyone else goes back to the party, a few minutes later Maddie shows Abby
that Pete and Avery are down on the water with wave-runners, summoning to
them to come with them of course. Abby says absolutely not. Her reasoning?
"These are my new boots!" They end up just leaving the shoes on the yacht
and sailing off with the guys (Abby with Avery, Maddie with Pete, in case
you were wondering), after all "they were ugly anyway." The twins then get
asked out and everything in Australian life is going just perfectly until
two suspicious guests show up at The Salvation Shore Inn, that's their
house. Who are working for Emil Hatchew, the guy who is trying to catch
them. Will they make it out alive, and more importantly, with their
boyfriends? Tune in for yourself! :D
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen? You know what I'm thinking..., 14 August 2001
Author:
Mike M. (abercrombie_guy_38) from Philadelphia, PA
Whenever I hear the names Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, I cringe. Why?
First, these twin girls used to sing and dance in their movies before
getting the past the 14 year old stage. Now they're moving on to other
projects that actually are pretty good.
The first time I actually enjoyed watching Mary-Kate and Ashley was on the
television show, "Two of a Kind." It had some good laughs. But Mary-Kate
and Ashley didn't want to do it anymore because the writers made them seem
too mean.
Anyway, "Our Lips Are Sealed" is a perfect family film. Fox Family even
played it one night and it got many viewers.
The girls witnessed a crime and put members of the mob in jail. So now
they're in the Witness Protection Program and after being relocated to
places around in the U.S., they are relocated to Australia. Trying to meet
new friends and fit in to the now weird Aussie style and way of life, the
girls run into the nerd group. They get away from that group and get in
the
popular clique. Soon they meet two guys, Avery (Scott Swallwell - an
awesome actor with great looks and charm) and Ryan. After fighting with
the
popular clique, Mary-Kate and Ashley are found by the mob but get away
after
torturing the pair chasing them. You know what happens in the
end.
As of now, there is hardly ANY information on Scott Swallwell, who is a
hottie. He was perfect playing Avery and luckily, he has a new movie
coming
this year.
BOTTOM LINE - Girls will mostly like this movie because of Scott and the
Olsen twins, but it's a pretty good movie once you watch it. Good story
line, some jokes and some sweet eye candy (the twins and Scott Swallwell).
1 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
I liked it !, 5 August 2009
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Hailie Stam from United States
I liked this movie even though I think I'm the only one in my crew that
actually did. It was fun, and a good MKA movie. You can just relax and
enjoy it. It's funny. Ryan Clark and Scott Swalwell did an amazing job.
I think every teenage girl was falling for either one of them in the
movie. My choice was Ryan and my sister went for Scott. Anyhow, the
cast was great picked ! The only thing I didn't actually like was the
beginning because it seemed as an old movie and old movies do not
really attract teenagers.
But all in all- it was a fun one ! I recommend it to all of those who
just want to chill and enjoy.
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