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(1978 TV Movie)

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W.C. Fields as Scrooge: He once told me to treat the warehouse like it was my own.

Humphrey Bogart: What did you do?

W.C. Fields as Scrooge: I sold it.

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Paul Lynde as Bob Cratchit: Do you know he's so cheap he even has a burglar alarm on his garbage cans?

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Oliver Hardy: We were wondering if you would like to make a small donation for the poor.

W.C. Fields as Scrooge: Ah, no.

Stan Laurel: In that case, how would you like to make a large donation?

W.C. Fields as Scrooge: Not interested. When I give to charity I wish to remain anonymous. That's why I don't give anything.

Oliver Hardy: But sir! What are we going to tell the poor, the needy and the destitute?

W.C. Fields as Scrooge: Ah, tell them to use Hamburger Helper.

Stan Laurel: Well that a wonderful idea Ollie. I bet they never thought of that!

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Peter Sellers as Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come: [after tripping over a bottle on the floor] The man who invented the bottle should be shot! I think he was shot when he invented the bottle!

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