Harry the Cat
:[Reading from a Christmas book
] "Merry voices and lighthearted laughter rang out. Christmas was close at hand, in all his bluff and hearty honesty; it was the season of hospitality, merriment, and open-heartedness... Gay and merry was the time; and gay and merry were at least four of the numerous hearts that were gladdened by its coming... Happy, happy Christmas. I heard the bells on Christmas day; Their old, familiar carols play; And wild and sweet, the words repeat of Peace on Earth, good will to men." Tucker the Mouse
:Peace on Earth? Goodwill to men? With all that goin' on out there? Hmpf! Harry the Cat
:You know, Tucker, I think you may have a point there. Why don't you find something more appropriate? Tucker the Mouse
:[Flipping through pages
] Well, I'll tell you this much, Harry, nothing in this book could be *less* appropriate!
] Tucker the Mouse
:Read on, McDuff. Harry the Cat
:Ahem. "A Visit From Saint Nicolas"... Tucker the Mouse
:Who he? Harry the Cat
:...by Clarence Seymore. Tucker the Mouse
:Also, who he?
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